Did you ever wonder .... ?
*EVER WONDER …
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries – and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff !
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apart-ments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Wishing you all a joyous weekend :o))
Kira*
Comments
Ha ha ha ,, that’s just so so right ! I think they call these oxymorans , Classics ! Kira
OK – I’m learning new words here – would that be as opposed to ordinary Morons? ;o))
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why is that when I read something it is now read
I didn’t understand that Mark?
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Thats very good,enjoyed reading it :) Thanks for sharing!
You’re welcome Ellen .o))
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Why do they call a person well read, who reads. But not well viewed to a person who viewes television everyday?
Thanks for sharing, Kira
LOL – maybe we should add that to the list – thank you Prasad .o)
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Brilliant, and so true. Thanks for the giggle . . . even if it is after midnight!
So glad you enjoyed it Jan .o)
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MMM I’m wondering? Great read.
Glad you enjoyed it Geoff .o)
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lol brilliant kira, magic read :):)
We need a little chuckle now and then – don’t we :o))
- glad you enjoyed it Martin
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Outstanding. Excellent day-brightener!
Pleased to have brightened your day, Jay :o)
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You would have to do this, wouldn’t you, Kira? Now, I will be awake all night trying to come up with answers, and it will be all your fault! . LOL
Good laughs, here, and thanks for the smiles… Yeah! :-))))) Pete
LOL – sorry Pete – this is the only way I can keep you up all night.
Glad you got a smile from this :o))
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I enjoyed the laugh Kira – thanks so much for sharing this…:o))
I’m glad you enjoyed it Sharon – we need a good laugh :o))
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