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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS - by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

*The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door: / Dear Dogs and Cats: / The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my fo… 481 words

Letter from my mother by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

A weird old woman has moved in with me !!! / I don’t know who she is or where she’s coming from. / I didn’t invite her but suddenly one day she was there. / She’s a cunning sort – most of the time s… 580 words

National Girlfriend and Sister's Week by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. / To the cool women who have touched my life. Here’s to you! 248 words

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why! by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

From my morning mailbox: / Men are just simply happier people, and here is why! / Your last name stays put. / The garage is all yours. / Wedding plans take care of themselves. / Chocolate is just an… 339 words

The Year is getting old – how about you? by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

17 advantages of turning 40..50 ..and to be heading towards 60, 70 and 80!! / 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. / 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be one of the first to be se… 234 words

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

*From my Inbox this morning: / It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When y… 653 words

ANAGRAMS by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

*This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in awhile. / Someone out there must be “deadly” at Scrabble. / (Wait till you see the last one)! / PRESBYTERIAN: / W… 194 words

A woman’s poem by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

He didn’t like the casserole / and he didn’t like my cake, / He said my biscuits were too hard / not like his mother used to make. / I didn’t perk the coffee right / He didn… 90 words

Children are our future - wheather we like it or not by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

Once again let me share what was in my morning mail – laugh or cry! / *The following questions were asked in last year’s GED examination. / These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)&#… 579 words

The Walnut Tree - a fairytale by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

When she woke the room was already filled with sunlight. / She jumped out of bed and went downstairs to see if the man and his wife were up yet. / The house was calm. She passed the kitchen where th… 446 words

Did you ever wonder .... ? by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

*EVER WONDER … / Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? / Why do people ord… 259 words

Snow Man - - Author: Hans Christian Andersen by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

“It’s so wonderfully cold that my whole body crackles!” said the Snow Man. “This is a kind of wind that can blow life into one; and how the gleaming one up yonder is staring a… 2007 words

Featured on Homepage by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

My “Lace Candles” has been featured on homepage. / I have been waiting and wishing and hoping for this for a long time. / This is the most incredible joy and such a great honor that I can… 76 words

Homepage feature Oct. 10th 09 by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

Every time it’s equally thrilling to get a Homepage feature. / This is my third and wow – I’m just overjoyed and thrilled. / Thank you so much Taschja for suggesting my Longing for… 65 words

"Everybody is free to wear sunscreen" by Baz Luh... by ✿⊱╮Kira Bodensted

[Video] / Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97, / Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been prov… 718 words