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This lovely poetry written by Barb, BarbL, & Dana




  • Blake McArthur
    Blake McArthurover 4 years ago

    I love this style of yours Barb. It’s so instantly recognizable as a “Callahan”, and I can spend so much time exploring each piece and always finding something new.
    Are you a fan of Tom Waits by any chance – looking at your lyrics, I was immediately reminded of “Step Right Up”.

  • i love tom waits… but haven’t heard step right up…. this was just a stream of consciousness for me… LOL… thanks so much my dear friend… you’re the best!!! barb

    – BCallahan

  • barnsis
    barnsisover 4 years ago

    Well, after looking and looking and looking I still really like it, ☺ There are so many thing incorporated into this one, zippers, forks, spoons, shoes, and on and on, Very well done sis.

  • Think i’m ready for the mental hospital yet? When my oldest daughter was about 2 or 3…. she was driving me crazy as so many kids that age can, and i said “Cindy, i think i’m going to have to go to the funny farm”… to which she replied with eyes bright and happy " Mommy!!! I want to go to the funny farm, too!!" lol kids.
    thanks so much for your comment!! hugs my bro!!! love ya, barb

    – BCallahan

  • BarbL
    BarbLover 4 years ago

    Yea…what Blake said!! And just what the funny farm needs….kids! EEEEK!!! Love this one, friend, but you obviously don’t watch TVLand….you can get your mobile chair for free, and you can get your colon cleaned and never have “problem movements”!!!! Geez….

  • no, i don’t watch tvland too much… i watch nick at nite … every nite… go to sleep watching “the nanny”…. and if you don’t believe me.. i can sing you the entire song… hahaha…. thanks so much … and i love when my “art” brings a smile or a memory… thanks my dear friend for your lovely response… hugs barb

    – BCallahan

  • added your lovely lyrics to my poem… hope you don’t mind… hugs!!

    – BCallahan

  • autumnwind
    autumnwindover 4 years ago

    super duper awesome!!! xoxoxo

  • thanks my dear friend… LOL… you are so funny, and thanks so much for making this a favorite… didn’t you just love my poetry? hahahaha… wish i could write like you do! barb

    – BCallahan

  • danamh40
    danamh40over 4 years ago

    I feel the need to buy something…accept for the mobile chair…I can get that for free! A great tribute to all of the items we would NEVER use after we bought them LOL! Well, again, accept for the mobile chair. I would love to visit the Grand Canyon in a Hover-Round. :oD

  • sounds like a plan dana!!! let’s both get hover-rounds or rascals, and head for the grand canyon… thanks so much for your response, and for making me smile… hahaha… you are so funny…. your comment was much appreciated!!! barb

    – BCallahan

  • danamh40
    danamh40over 4 years ago

    Fantastic!! We can pack a ton of stuff if we use the Space Bags! Three times the storage of a regular suitcase…how can we go wrong!!

  • ohhhhhhhh.. hope you don’t mind if i add that to the lovely poem!!! lol.. but i bet those space bags get pretty heavy when you stuff as many as you can in a suitcase… and i guess you have to take a vacuum cleaner with us, so that we can repack when it’s time to go home!! hahaha!! barb

    – BCallahan

  • Peter Stratton
    Peter Strattonover 4 years ago

    You sure do amaze me with your talent, Barb. I remember in the late 50’s when this song came out. Here’s a stanza:
    “They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
    They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
    To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be
    happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re
    coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!”
    All that’s missing is a box of chocolates! Lol
    Oops! Do I hear a knock on the door?

  • there is someone knocking at my door, pete…. could it be?? oh noooooooooooo yes, it is… it’s the men in the white coats!!! and they are coming to take me away!!! i hope they let me take my pens and paper………………. ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo!!!!!!……i’m goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    – BCallahan

  • vigor
    vigorover 4 years ago

    You’ve been watching too much tv, but I know all the commercials you mentioned, funny how this stuff just filters in. Like your other picture, we must keep a blind eye and a deaf ear to all this advertising jargen! Good message my friend!

  • thanks so much viv!!! i’m glad you like it… and the other one you mentioned. are you sure it’s not a deaf eye and a blind ear? i really appreciate your lovely response to my stuff.. barb

    – BCallahan

  • vigor
    vigorover 4 years ago

    Yep, that too!!! Good point!

  • Edge-of-dreams
    Edge-of-dreamsover 4 years ago

    Wow, so much to look at here Barb – this is excellent !!

  • thanks mia… i’m so glad you like it… i’ve got to start getting more detail in these so i don’t make so many!! hahaha… thanks so much for your responses to so much of my work!! hugs!

    – BCallahan

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