Barton Keyes

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! Come see the twisted world of Barton Keyes, founding father of Bartontees.com
Crawling from out life’s muck and mire, this feral man-child come travelling elixir salesman has drawn upon his thrilling and sometimes tawdry experiences to bring you designs from the four corners of the globe.
We’ve got witty t-shirts, gritty t-shirts, nerdy t-shirts….dirty t-shirts ( and not the kind you leave in the hamper for a month! ).
As well as printed designs of every stripe and calibur to adorn everything from the walls of your boudoir to the cushions of your couch. Don’t let your neighbour beat you to the punch, be the first on your street to sport one of our designs, be it devilish or dorky!