Don’t you loathe and detest those selfish SOBs who swing their sports car or SUV into a disabled parking space, hop out and jog into the shopping centre – usually in their gym clothes? You need to tell them off but they’re bigger and healthier than you and more likely to simply punch you out than change their selfish, antisocial ways.
Take wimpy revenge!
Keep a stock of these stickers in your car and discreetly plaster one onto their rear bumper when you catch them committing this heinous act. They’ll just peel it off when they (eventually) find it but you’ll retain the moral high ground.
As I consider this a community service I am taking no markup on these stickers. I wish the glue was utterly permanent or able to peel off car paint!
Also feel free to take this idea and create your own version.