Well let’s just see if I can sell any of these shirts. I just want to get my shirts out there and placed upon the bosom of the world. Especially the female population. I have specifically designed my shirts to extenuate the upper curves of a woman. Or at least that’s what I tell the ladies. Right fellas?! Yeah, high fives on the house! Put em’ on my tab. Huh… what do you mean my credit’s no good here. Tony, you know me, I’m good for it. Honest, I swears.
But I digress.
Go buy some shirts.