Lusty Limerick

Pleasure comes in many guises
Filled with good things and surprises
Suffice it to say
I’ve had a good day
And I bet you can guess what my prize is

Passion is so gratifying
You know there’s no way I am lying
Why just ask my man
He’s my biggest fan
One kiss and my love he’s desiring

We try to outdo our neighbors
By doing each other sweet favors
Now don’t think I’m rude
It’s nothing that’s crude
It’s really quite healthy behavior

Crazy and wild and excited
My partner seems so delighted
I lose all control
If truth need be told
I’m a tigress once love is ignited

Hope you don’t mind what I’m saying
I’m sure you’re the same when you’re playing
Just have a good time
Though it feels like a crime
There are no rules to be disobeying!


autumnwind

Lusty Limerick by

Okay, I needed some light fun and ran across this silly poem.

Hope it does not offend anyone (yes I’ve read much worse so it shouldn’t) and most certainly hope it makes you giggle.

Thanks for reading, enjoy! : )))

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Comments

  • Donna  Hutchins
    Donna Hutchins3 months ago

    I love this! LMAO

  • Oh Donna, you are making me crack up! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! It feels great to make someone laugh! HUGS! XOXOXOXXOXXOXOOXOX

    – autumnwind

  • vigor
    vigor3 months ago

    I thought it was really cute, and just good clean fun!!! Thanks!!!

  • Aww, that makes me feel great!!! Thank you so much Viv! I really appreciate that more than you know! HUGS! XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXO

    – autumnwind

  • mom23girls
    mom23girls3 months ago

    Wonderful write!!

  • Thank you sweet friend! Really appreciate all your thoughtful support and encouragement too! Hugs! XOXOXOXOOXOXOX

    – autumnwind

  • Colleen2012
    Colleen20123 months ago

    LOL
    Well autumnwind wherever you came across it – it was a lucky day – cause you made me giggle anyway and that’s always a good thing to do! A FAV FOR MY FILE.

    Try dig out some more – I love a bit of a laugh, don’t you?

    Dont forget now enter this in all those writing groups asap and the inspirational ones too – oh and of course the funny ones.
    If you dont have their names check out my group list in my portfolio thingy, cause they’re on it. (But leave yourself plenty of time .. cause I think I’ve joined “hundreds” of groups – why? That’s just me and I love them all)
    lol
    LOVE COLLEEN2012

  • Wow Colleen, thanks so much! For your extremely awesome comment, and fav! So happy it made you giggle! Also, thanks for the idea of entering it into different groups, as I did only a few, so will check it out for sure in your portfolio. So appreciated sweet friend! HUGS! XOXOXOXOXXOXOOXXOOXX

    – autumnwind

  • JRGarland
    JRGarland3 months ago

    LOL I love all these limmericks and how they blend together. You really done well my dear!!

  • Hee hee. I thought you might like them. Thank you kindly my darling friend. So appreciate your kind comment. Warm hugs always for you♥ XOXOXOXOXXOOXOXOX

    – autumnwind

  • Iris  R
    Iris R3 months ago

    I think someone was a little devilish tonight and is now purring and toying with her lusty ink.. Nothing like a good loving to bring up your spirits.lol. I think the neighbors will not be able to keep up with the Joneses.
    XOXOXOXOXOXOXXO Iris

  • Hahaha! Good one Iris!!! : )) Wow, I really love your comment, it’s as if you know exactly the best medicine for what ails ya! LOL! Hugs my sweet sister! Love you to pieces! XOXOXOXXOOXXOOXOXOXOXXO

    – autumnwind

  • JohnDSmith
    JohnDSmith3 months ago

    Not offended !,…I enjoyed it,….It made me smile and giggle,…

  • Awesome to know my friend! You are so kind to read and stop by with such a wonderful comment! : )) Thank you so very much! XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOX

    – autumnwind

  • Rhenastarr
    Rhenastarr3 months ago

    Absolutely not offended, what gets the life fluids flowing like a good bout of lusting. Life is love and love is life. Thoroughly enjoying and entertaining. 5 Stars my friend.

  • WOW! 5 stars is awesome! Thank you my sweet, and how right you are! So glad you enjoyed and now you are making me smile BIG! : )) HUGS! XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOX

    – autumnwind

  • Evita
    Evita3 months ago

    Love it .. great work !!!! hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ☺♥

  • thank you so much!! and I am so glad you do! always appreciated sweet Evita! hugs! XOXOXOXOXXOXOOX

    – autumnwind

  • vampvamp
    vampvamp3 months ago

    lol how fun!

  • oh ya! hehe, and so glad you think so! thanks my sweet. awesome. XOXOXOXXOXOOXXO

    – autumnwind