Help!! I Need an Intervention!

I’m sitting here with an affliction
Seems I caught myself an addiction
Can tell I’m in real big trouble
Got a monkey on my back…called Redbubble

No, I am truly not lying
My cable is out and I’m crying
It’s a good thing Word’s still alive
But it won’t do me no good until 5:00

This rhyme is a cryin shame
But I only have me to blame
Ever since I used every day
My real life just faded away

I’m a terrible mom and wife
The computer is now my life
I don’t cook or clean anymore
Cause its too much a burden and bore!

It’s take-out or frozen or beans
It’s all I can manage it seems
The dust is as high as a mile
The dishes and clothes just get piled

People call me up on the phone
I type while I hear out their drone
They claim that I sound far away
Well…I don’t hear a word that they say!

I’m viewing cool art and great poems
And writing a few of my own
Challenges have me so hooked
They’re creative and fun if you’ve looked

But now that my cable is out
I’m starting to creep myself out
I’m feeling a need oh so strong
To connect with my friends and belong

I wonder do they feel this way?
Do they often spend hours here a day?
Sir, please fix my cable and soon!
It’s been out since way before noon!

It’s 4:00 now and I’m sick
Need to read and write comments and quick
Need to be dazzled by art
And by word crafters with heart
I NEED A SERIOUS REDBUBBLE FIX!!!!!

Help!! I Need an Intervention!

autumnwind

Joined April 2009

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Ohhh, thank goodness. Just a bit of humor….sort of. : ))

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