Job Interrogators coming for "Atomikboy".......help
I’m just about to be interrogated by the local job mafia, you know the drill….“So boy, whats with all these pictures bullshit…..you been smoking banana peels…..why don’t you have a job……robotic fucking flies don’;t pay the utility bills……..lazy no-gooder, want to save the world with pictures of George Bush with toilet paper hanging out his ass, that shit won’t cut it here BOY!!!….you hear what I’m saying”………I’m getting butterflies in my stomach………any advice?
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um…in english plz?? ya lost me somewhere up there!
We talk Australian here…..it just means the job agency is about to conduct an interview with me as to why I’m not employed….haha!!!
– atomikboy
you mean you got a centrelink thingy? ive never been on the dole or anything, ive always worked – even if its parttime like now..
tell them that in 40 years you wll have an art gallary sale which will pull in millions of dollars and the government will take their cut then.. until then they should wait.
:)
At least old age is near….sweet alzheimers will rescue me!!!
– atomikboy
baby, tell em not to fuck with you or i will cut their damned balls off! i aint scared shit….hahaha!
What if they,ve got balls and tits!!!!…..I always get nervous b4 this shit…..damn I am someone……not just a fucking sequence of numbers on a monitor. I fucking work hard everyday……haha.
– atomikboy
you need to somehow get devious.
i got a friend who maanged to get FOXTEL paid by his ausstudy thing cos he was studying international politics and needed ’reference material"…
surely if he could get that, and really is just another cookie cutter model of a human, you deserve much more.. alas it dont work that way.
society is here for us to work – nothing more.. anything else is seen as a damn waste of your efforts – because someone should be making money off you…
Someone probably is!!!……some fucking where….haha!!!
– atomikboy
create fake docs! duh! what do you need help with? forging things isnt hard..its just illegal!
j/k…kind of (nah i wldnt want ya in trbl so dnt listen to my advice!)
so just out of nowhere these people come to your house and bug you, asking you why you arent employed? wow…thats insanity!!
They’d rather you drill for coal than draw pictures!!!…thats for sure.
– atomikboy
so you cant just be a jobless awesome person? why not? ppl do it here all of the tine!
My imagination employs me……their instituions try to inhibit that, I got the gods with me….don’t worry, but a little human support does assist…….I am composed of flesh and blood after all….your a gem Heather.
– atomikboy
thats centrelink for ya.. no wonder they get death threats..
on the flip side (a sontage track btw) – no one owes you shit. to be given a weekly/fortnightly handout of cash – well, be grateful, cos most places in the world dont have that support..
I never said anyone owes me JACK!!!……I contribute to society…..but remember this MT……..I DON’T COMPETE WITH IT.
– atomikboy
wow…thats insane…what the hell is it any of their biz if you work or not? hell, i dont, good thing i dont live over there! they would be getting my front door shut in their faces in 2 seconds!
i’m an American! the American dream is to not ever have to work for shit…true fact lmfao hahaha! why do ya think everyone is so sue happy here?
I lived their in my last life……apparently, as a kid, I used to speak with a fluent american accent….true story…..I’m home sick.
– atomikboy