An elf is standing at a urinal when he notices that he’s being watched by a dwarf. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the elf doesn’t get uncomfortable until the dwarf drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at a close range.
“Wow”, comments the dwarf, “those are the nicest set of balls I have ever seen!”.
Surprised and flattered, the elf thanks the dwarf and starts to move away.
“Listen, I know this is a rather strange request”, says the little fellow, “but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them”.
Again the elf is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The dwarf reaches out, gets a tight grip on the elf’s balls, and says, “Okay, hand me your platinum or I’ll jump off the ladder”……..