Bacon tree

Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days, and then the pioneers saw an old Jew sitting beneath a tree.
“Is there some place ahead where we can get food?”.
“Vell, I tink so”, said the old man, “but I vouldn’t go up dat hill und down de udder side. Somevun told me you’d run into a big bacon tree”.
“A bacon tree”, asked the wagon train leader.
“Yah, a bacon tree. Vould I lie?. Trust me. I vouldn’t go there”.
The leader goes back and tells the people what the old jew said.
“So why did he not go there?”, a person asked.
Other pioneers said, “Oh, you know those jews, they lie just for a joke”.
So the wagon train goes up the hill and down the other side.Suddenly Indians attack
them from everywhere and massacre all except the leader who manages to escape and get back to the old jew.
Near dead, the man shouts “You fool!!!, you sent us to our deaths. We followed your route, but there was no bacon tree, just hundreds of Indians who killed everyone but me”.
The old man holds up his hand and says “Vait a minute”. He picks up a English-Yiddish dictionary and begins thumbing through it.
“Oy, I made ah big mishtake. It vuzn’t a bacon tree….it vuz a ham bush”.

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Comments

  • HeatherTS
    HeatherTSover 6 years ago

    eeeeew! baaaacon!

    lmao (i love ham! but …. n/m i’ll be PC forget it)

  • Artway
    Artwayover 6 years ago

    hahahaha!!! omg thats ridiculously funny, what the hell is wrong with you?! hahaha!! Ahhh man.. im telling my Dad this one, hehehe…

  • Alot!!!

    – atomikboy

  • dogpriest
    dogpriestover 6 years ago

    lmfao, excellent mate, well done, yer a funny dog. really enjoyed that, still laughing, they were fucked,lol

    dogpriest

  • No problems.

    – atomikboy

  • hahpistuff
    hahpistuffover 6 years ago

    omg dean, you are messed up, lol

  • Totally!!!!….happy birthday by the way.

    – atomikboy

  • Paul  Carlyle
    Paul Carlyleover 6 years ago

    Did you make that one up?

  • Nah!!!

    – atomikboy

  • hahpistuff
    hahpistuffover 6 years ago

    aww shucks, you remembered! :) (plutter plutter!)

  • flower68
    flower68over 6 years ago

    LMAO!!(8-D

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