Welease Wodewick! ... from Life of Brian T-Shirt

Welease Wodewick! ... from Life of Brian

This is one of my favorite lines from Monty Python’s Life Of Brian… classic!

There are so many classic lines in this movie… and here is the scene this line is from… for all you Python fans:

SCENE 23

[trumpets]
CROWD: [cheering]
PILATE: People of Jewusalem!
CROWD: [chuckling]
PILATE: Wome is your fwiend.
CROWD: [laughing]
PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.
CROWD: [laughing]
GUARD #3: [chuckling]
PILATE: Whom would you have me welease?
BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger!
CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]
PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!
CROWD: [cheering]
CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don’t have a ‘Woger’, sir.
PILATE: What?
CENTURION: Uh, we don’t have anyone of that name, sir.
PILATE: Ah. We have no ‘Woger’!
CROWD: Ohhhhh!
BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE: Are they… wagging me?
CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!
GUARD #3: [chuckling]
PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease… Wodewick!
CROWD: [laughing]
CENTURION: Sir, we don’t have a ‘Roderick’ either.
PILATE: No ‘Woger’? No ‘Wodewick’?
CENTURION: Sorry, sir.
PILATE: Who is this ‘Wod’-
GUARD #1: [chuckle]
PILATE: Who is the ‘Wodewick’ to whom you wefer?
BOB: He’s a wobber!
CROWD: [laughing]
MAN: And a wapist!
CROWD: [laughing]
WOMAN: And a pickpocket!
CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...
PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
CENTURION: We haven’t got him, sir. Mm hm.
PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We’ve got, uh, ‘Samson’, sir.
PILATE: Samson?
CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty seven seers from—
BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!
CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh.
PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus.
BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus…
CROWD: [laughing]
BIGGUS: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and…

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