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Whilst looking for some slippers new,
Perusing L.L. Bean,
I came upon this dog-in-two ~
The best I’d ever seen!

I ordered them; when they showed up
I gazed at them with pain.
I felt so sorry for this pup ~
He had been cleft in twain!

And this dichotomy was cruel;
His prospects were most dim.
His personality was dual;
I had to conjoin him.

In my attempt to make him whole
I sewed my feet together;
Now I must hop, no more to stroll…
And thus concludes this blether.

Written by Sheila Vaughan for no apparent reason. Better than doggerel? You be the judge…………

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shoes, slippers, dogs, poem, humor

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  • artwhiz47
    artwhiz47over 1 year ago

    Do not fail to read the Description. All will be revealed.

  • Photography  by Mathilde
    Photography b...over 1 year ago

    LOL – this certainly gave me paws for thought x

  • Photography  by Mathilde
    Photography b...over 1 year ago

    Sorry – read the description AFTER I made my comment – lovely verse to go with this great capture, Sheila – lol xx

  • I slip my paws into these intriguing slippers on every occasion, though now the weather’s a bit warm for them. You might call my poem ‘doggerel’ if you were so inclined. I’d forgive you. Must be hopping now… but thanks!

    – artwhiz47

  • Tom Gomez
    Tom Gomezover 1 year ago

    Hehe, made me smile, loved the prose …

  • Glad you liked it, mate. I took several pictures of my feet mit dawgs right after I got them, but never expected to post them here until the Perfect Challenge came along… & then I figured I’d dress them up with some verse. Could have been verse, but probably could’ve been better. Sorry. Thank you kindly, Tom.

    – artwhiz47

  • joak
    joakover 1 year ago

    lol whit great wee slippers and such dainty wee feet!

  • True, true… but as my poem says, my feet are now sewn together & all I can do is hop. Sigh. Thanks, pal Joak.

    – artwhiz47

  • Marvin Collins
    Marvin Collinsover 1 year ago

    Made me smile also, love the slippers.

  • Thanks, Marvin. I had fun putting that verse together… am a lover of words in all their glory (such as it is,,,,)

    – artwhiz47

  • Roy  Massicks
    Roy Massicksover 1 year ago

    Sheila, that rhyme is perfect – very clever ! Love the slippers but now hope you don’t trip over while hopping……lol !

  • I think my poor bifurcated pooch is taking heart as his star rises on RedBubble…. So far I have remained upright, vertigo notwithSTANDING. Oh, egad. Thanks, Roy, & the bow wow thanks you, too, especially for the favorite.

    – artwhiz47

  • Jan Timmons
    Jan Timmonsover 1 year ago

    Wonderful doggerel, Sheila! I hope you wear a helmet while hopping. You know, I just purchased two llbean washable wool king-sized blankets for our wool/loving Lab, along with two washable woolen throws. I’m glad I didn’t see the dog split in two. I suggest you send them your persuasive, poignant poem.

  • Hey Jan! Thanks for the entertaining remarks & for the favorite!! I have all manner of protective gear, never fear. I think I got the last pair of these when I ordered them (at least the Last Pair in my size, & size choices were limited by then), though I suppose they may reappear when fall catalogs come into view. I may just take your advice & send my poem on to them………..

    – artwhiz47

  • John44
    John44over 1 year ago

    Nice photo..nice writing Sheila

  • Glad you enjoyed it, John… many thanks!

    – artwhiz47

  • Robin Brown
    Robin Brownabout 1 year ago

    Poor wee pooch!
    What can I say!
    Sniffin his bum must take awe day!
    He’s been stitched up good & proper!
    Someone please; feckin stop her!
    :o) lol xx

  • Ah, it was ever thus… but you’d be amazed at how adaptable this fellow is. And he never complains. Thanks, Robin.

    – artwhiz47

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