Bilious? Dyspeptic? Green with envy? General malaise? Bishop Malaise? If he would turn around & look outward, instead of glaring at YOU, he would see that the hills & greenery of Argyll are much more congenial, & that in turn would help with his own attitude. I think.
The rooms in the house at White Rock Farm, Tayvallich, near Lochgilphead, Argyll, Scotland, are awash in a staggering array of Wonders, all eye-catching, often unexpected. This fellow auditioned to be a mascot in Las Vegas, but was rejected on the grounds that his fixed expression might be considered to be off-putting. If I were a religious person, he might find a way to keep me honest when we visit our good friends the Hamiltons at White Rock, but instead, I find myself talking to him in somewhat irreverent tones. He oversees meals there, & I think he’d be better off if he actually tried to eat something instead of just waving from the sidelines.