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The Pier ~ Bradenton Beach ~ Florida ~ USA
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. I see you standing over there with the photographic look in your eye. Something bothering you? Something gnawing at your gut? Huh? You want a piece of me, is that it? You want a piece of me?
Oh, you do, do you? You think you’re a big man, huh? You got a big mouth, I’ll give you that, but do you have the guts? Well, you’re going to have a belly full of me before this is over, that’s for sure.
Oh, you’re a real big man, all right. Real big. You know something? I don’t think you’ve got the stomach for this kind of work. I think you’re going to have to run and get somebody to help you. You’re going to need five of your friends to finish me off. You bit off more than you can chew this time, buddy. I’m too much for just one man!
You want a piece of me, come get a piece, pal. You’ll be lying down for a while after this, I’ll tell you right now. Lying down moaning. You’ll be feeling this tomorrow, big shot. I may look sweet, but don’t let that fool you. I’m the kind of sweet that’ll knock your friggin’ teeth right out. I may look cherry, but I’m still too big for you.
Man, I wouldn’t want to be you tomorrow morning.
You Want A Piece Of Me? ~ The Onion ~ Issue 35-20
Olympus SP570 UZ
(20x optical zoom lens with 26 to 520mm equivalent focal length range ~ here at 300 mm)