'RUDOLF SUCKS' by SANTA CLAUSE and ARROW
I wrote this to go with a t shirt design of mine ’ Naughty Santa’
the picture goes to one side and this verse is next to it
Twas the night of Christmas Eve,
The Snow lay on the ground,
And all around in my back yard,
Were footsteps to be found,
Up the wall and on the roof,
And some upon the grass,
“Where is Santa “someone cried?
“ the front lawn on his—s-“,
Hi Santa“ “ What you doing there“,
A kindly voice did say,
“Wada ya fink“ Santa said,
“I’m waiting for Christmas day!!“,
I looked aloft and I did see,
Skid marks on my roof,
“You fell“ I said, “You know you did“,
“And look there is the proof“,
“OK”
Standing by the chimney Tall“,
along came flying ducks“,
“Rudolph sneezed“, “that’s how I fell“,
“So I say“,” “ RUDOLPH SUCKS”
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