Arletta

I am currently being harassed via Bubblemail by someone I do not know, for something I had nothing to do with, regarding a group that I don’t belong to.

How’s that for weird?

That was the FFS! part of the Title.

Houses: We have been looking for a place to live for various reasons, various person in various combinations, for months. I have found what is now my dream home. Took some pictures of it, too, which I am trying to decide if I should call artwork, as some of them are at most becoming angles and all.

I am so in love with the place and it is a good investment opportunity, and all; but, alas, they want cash and I haven’t that kind of cash.

Can I have your cash? I promise to be good to it and use it wisely! Really, anything would do. A penny? A thousand dollars? Please? lol

Come to think of it, if I upload the images to Facebook, I can, at least, share them on here as part of my journal. Then you would know the awesomeness that is my house, and, yet, most of you would be too far away to figure out how to find it! If you buy my house, I will kick you! Unless you buy it for me, of course!

It is entirely the sort of house where an artist should live, of a certain variety. Not of the clean-lined Asian variety, and not of the tropical hut variety, or the loft variety, all of which are good types too, but, of the old, small but somehow rambling, ethnically hispanic variety. I suppose, eventually, I’d have to de-Catholicify it, somewhat. Not so much the tile crosses, which, to me, are just an interesting shape, but, the actual saints on some of the tiles might need to go.

Men: Speaking of Catholics .. Eugene is a Catholic, and an Irishman, and he called me today. He has a gorgeous, gorgeous voice and he likes mine as well. Also, he is the sort of man who is intelligent, and apparently is comfortable with being a man, so he seems a bit dominant but not in that creepy, talking down to women, sort of way.

The problem with Eugene, besides that he is a Catholic and I am not, is that he wants me to be a Catholic. This could lead to trouble, as, eventually, he might push the issue and I might say something highly inappropriate about Catholicism, that I would never say under other circumstances, that may or may not involve where he can shove his own head, and, that would just not be good.

It is not because I secretly feel that way and would be expressing my true nature, by the way; it is that, how strongly I feel about something being not for me is directly proportionate to how much someone is trying to force me into it. Someone who goes off and is Catholic on their own time? Well, that’s their business. Someone who wants to get married in a Catholic church and tries to force me to take communion? Haahhahah! They better be ready for black eyes and dirty words, that’s all!

Stuart is also a Catholic. He’s the Scotsman that you’ve heard so much about. The thing about Stuart is that, if he has any feelings about me being a Catholic, or himself being one, he’s never let on. So, I don’t think of him as a Catholic, I just .. well .. think of him. Then I try not to think of him, and then I cry. I am very confused about Stuart.

Augy is an agnostic Jew. Augy confuses me. However, he, to the best of my knowledge, has no intention of trying to force me to be an agnostic, or an atheist as he is also, or a politico, or a Jew. He just wants me to call him, sometimes. We were discussing setting up house together, but, only for the sake of sharing bills and being able to write together, but, I’m not sure 1) If it could happen 2) if it should happen. It might be that those days are over, for us. A sad thought, indeed!

Now, if you have a problem with anything I said in this journal, and you are not one of the great Red Bubble owners/moderators that be, do not write me a bubblemail about it. In fact, first, I would suggest that you read it over again, as nothing in it was meant to be offensive, but, was meant to be more prattling and entertaining, a bit tongue in cheek and naively naughty, etc. Humorous, of a type, in other words, comedic, and etc. So, read it with your sense of humor on!

Then, feel free to comment here. However, do not feel free to comment on the situation regarding the person that is harassing me, whether you are that person or the person who posted he original journal that I commented on that sparked that harassment or one of the other 300 people or so that are also getting, or likely to be, harassed by the same person. I did not post that part to spark comments or debates or, especially, bubblemails. Just saying it, because it’s a part of my life, what’s going on, and what will influence me for having entered into my sphere of existence.

Thank you for understanding.