So many people are asking me these days how one gets to be gay.
What they really want to know is how they too can be gay.
Well, you know it’s all very easy really. Go here to be a part of the gay groupie experience that’s sweeping the world.
Its official this post has now recieved 1001 views. Is one of that number you?
Being gay is becoming such a comodity – everyone wants in. Join the throng.
There is now nothing that will disuade me in believing that being gay has got to be the new season fashion accessory. Being gay is also shaping up to be a classic collectable in our socio-cultural iconic heritage – 1001 global artists can’t be wrong.
(please play nice)
LisaG, 5 months ago
Being gay is oh so fashionable – what about us poor Bi’s we are made to feel as though we are just fence sitters, or plain greedy…...
Robert Knapman in reply to LisaG’s comment, 5 months ago
Call yourself worthy LisaG? Damn right ya are!!! Can you give us some tips on how to be bi… and stay bi. I did try once and was very happy till I was recruited into the other team Mwahahaaaa ;) You guys are the most incredible aliens ;););)
shayne2011, 5 months ago
Being gay is IN again? Why wasn’t i told? I remember with relish being able to shock people in the 70’s with “Btw., I’m gay.” Then it became blase in the 80’s and 90’s, I think. So now we’re on again? I better get to flaunting…
FAT1, 5 months ago
classic collectable my arse (boom boom), what about launching it on the stock exchange. ‘Being Gay’ up one point. Or hows about, Being Gay on the Nasdaq index was up 50% today … now there’s a thought. We could seriously trade gay stocks …
FAT1, 5 months ago
i just checked, it’s up 15 points on the FTSE.
LisaG, 5 months ago
Hehe Robert, you were not really swayed to one side where you? I tend to be a firm believer in biological homosexuality – of course there is environmental too, but to me that is more play acting, experimentation or just plain jaded with the opposite sex. I am attracted to both sexes – yet I’ve always formed a (long term) relationship with a person of the opposite sex, which has led me to believe that I actually do prefer the cock. Or alternatively because a heterosexual relationship has been my sense of “normality” (conditioned and familiar) I’ve opted in that direction, I’m yet to fully determine.
Historically that which has been on the outer fringe, subjugated and vilified has worked its way to the forefront. Tis human nature to malign the unknown to the extent of actually being curious enough to understand it, dare I say even embrace it.
As long as the “tis cool to be gay” is not a fad and fashion rather an accepted, appreciated, enjoyed life choice than I’m all for the Gay Glory banner of recognition and desire….
bodymechanic, 5 months ago
hey rob even though im unfashionably hetro,i still luv you, u r a great friend and im
sorry i wasn’t a good perv 4 u!!.... hey now i’m feeling a little miffed,u never even tried
to touch my bum…or hit on me….so now that means i have a100% miss rate with
women and even men!....whereas the bisexuals get 100% chance,theres a place out
there for a chunky alien on this planet! i just need another alien,preferably semi
humaniod with similar intelligence levels(and please no ape references either folks!)
Brett Keith, 5 months ago
Robert, i just asked my wife and she said i’m not allowed to be gay, so i’ll just have to stay a lesbian…....
Robert Knapman in reply to LisaG’s comment, 5 months ago
When the personal becomes political, politics become personal. I’m with you LisaG.
Robert Knapman in reply to FAT1’s comment, 5 months ago
F*#@’n hillarious
Robert Knapman in reply to bodymechanic’s comment, 5 months ago
Myth no one – gays find everyone of the same sex without exception sexually desirable and bonkable (aka we fuck indiscriminantly like rabbits). But I do have a soft spot for aliens ,)
Robert Knapman in reply to Brett Keith’s comment, 5 months ago
Bless her…is this her coming out staement to you? Or…is this you commenting on your gender disphoria? Damn Brett, I had no idea. So much is being revealed I can’t keep up ;)
bodymechanic, 5 months ago
aaah blush!!!
JenniferB, 3 months ago
Oh shut the fuck up!;-)
do you have any idea what it’s like to be undefinable? a non-entity? neither here nor there? unable to swing your thing in either or any direction? positively groupless??? You are such a flamboyant, flirtatious, faggoty fart! :-)
I’m gonna piss off now and forge my own fucking identity… My own group.
Stuff the lot of yas!
xox
Robert Knapman in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago
Ahhh…the forked tongue, the indignant muse…the…I don’t give a fuck about you coz no-one gives a fuck about me…I don’t care how faggotty farty or flitatious you ‘think’ I am. Oh…and, and you’re not? Bite ya bum :))
JenniferB, 3 months ago
I don’t care how faggotty farty or flitatious you ‘think’ I am. Oh…and, and you’re not? Bite ya bum :))
nope, I’m not, I’m a narcissistic sociopath… or so I’ve been told.
I did bite it, and it tasted just fine. :-P