Butthead
“No I don’t want a cheese biscuit shaped like a giraffe.
What do I look like I am two?
Yes I am grumpy today.
And I don’t like your stupid red dress with all those blots and spots… it looks like you fell in a puddle.
Don’t stare at me like that either!
Just get another carafe of that wine and be quick about.
Oh and while you’re about it don’t forget my book I lent you.
Suppose you never did read it being such a light-weight in the brain department anyway….”
“Here’s your book and fare for a taxi.”
" Well I never! What a rude oxymoron!"
“You’re such a perfect idiot.”
© K S Hardy 2011
Comments
fantastic word !!!
Thanks Guendalyn for reading this challenge flash.
Hope your new year is going well. :O)
– Arcadia Tempest
Anyone we know….hope not! :o)
Brilliant Karen..written as only you can xo
Nope totally fictitious character. Thank you for generous comment Peter :O) xx
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Love it! Great write!
Hi Joe
Many thanks for stopping by and reading this flash. :O)
– Arcadia Tempest
magnificent!
Cheers mate, thanks :O) x
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ooh love this KS, not sure I could do anything with ALL those words,,,well not right now anyway.
Not long home after a night out with my mate (it’s nearly 5.30am) Time flies sometimes…way too fast. Anyway this is great and I agree that I would be sending the rude oxymoron on his way as well! =)
It was a good writing excercise this flash, have not done any more as yet.
I do recommend giving them a go though. And yes time has flown….already half way through Jan!!
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Wonderful little piece of script for skit ! oxo
Hi ya Del
Yeh this would be a good skit me thinks! Thanks so much for the suggestion, maybe when I get time available I will look at doing an audio for this.
Hope 2012 has brought you good news. xxx
– Arcadia Tempest
Stupid dresses are the absolute worse!!!
Now just ain’t they and just as stupid as handbags that have dogs in them me thinks ;o) xx
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ha
now that is fantastic,
I love it……………………………..how I know that mood LOL xoxoxoxoxo
Hi ya
I am being a good wee bubbler and getting around to saying hello to the generous bubblers who visit me.
Hope you are having a lovely Sunday. xxxxx
– Arcadia Tempest
:)) this really made me chuckle before I turn in for the night..thanks AT
Hi ya
That is music to a writers ears when one hears a chuckle before midnight me thinks ;O))
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Ok. Someone has had it with this dreary day I take it? With the challenge I guess they did not specify that you HAD to be happy after all!
Oh I was happy as could be when I wrote this flash challenge ……love making a character be the butt head but ;O)
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