A Really Good Catch

He has decided to join one of those dating on line services…………

I will post a picture of myself, a really good one taken about 20 years ago.

THIS IS WHAT I WILL SAY ABOUT ME

I will say that I am very rich and have a 4 car garage
I love sunshine and welcome the rain because it gives plants a drink
I am single but just haven’t found the right person
I will have a wonderful career that I am very successful in…
In my spare time I go to countries of need offering my special skills
I love animals, flowers and all the sea creatures are my friends
Last year I climbed Mount Everest twice, I will post this with much humility
I am very healthy and run everyday at least 20k
I also swim and do yoga in my spare time
My mother and father say I was the best of their children
My last relationship only ended because of someone else
I am going to be remembered in life, possibly world famous
I do not discriminate if your not up to my standard
I have a good outlook on life
I have millions of friends
Recently I won a sailing competition
People find me honest and funny, endearing and the life of the party
I am romantic at heart and for the right person I will be the jackpot
I am not too good to be true – I just AM
I can speak in at least four languages
My mother always said I was so modest
My neighbours cried when I said I was moving
I may look about 2 or 3 years older in real life
If destiny is on your side then we will meet – Lucky YOU
Please seek help if I don’t pick you
I am more handsome than my photo
I can be shy
I can be a tiger too…Roar

I am hoping to get some really sincere replies

Signed
A really good catch.

© K S Hardy 2009

A Really Good Catch

Arcadia Tempest

Joined November 2008

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