TAKING PHOTOS OF YOURSELF...LOL

AQUALINA
Author: AQUALINA
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TAKING PHOTOS OF YOURSELF...LOL

Maybe one day I will get a model,
but for now you have to put up with me…x

TAKING PHOTOS OF YOURSELF...LOL belongs to the following groups:

Pinup, The Artistic Nude, Theatrical and Staged Photography and WMG

I AM IN AND TAKING PHOTOS OF ALL THINGS…uh ha…
Can you relate?...truth now… I know you can you? LOL
DO YOU TAKE YOUR OWN? – Photos that is?

I do…

Now let me tell you…. there is a process, yip. I call it- having my Own Private Party: Only Me invited- Very Exclusive!
but shit, I am in the Bush, and There is No One To Take The Picture, except by contortion… LOL

Do any of you have these parties to…come on I know you do.
Dig it…a little wine, some really good music… and hey I don’t mean to be conceited but some really good company- I can keep myself amused for ages with my antics …
(I don’t have a T. V, you know- that’s my excuse)-
…So you do a bit…
of dancing… prancing…romancing yourself…and well hey you have a Glamour moment, and then a Glamour Thought…and you say…

I NEED TO TAKE PHOTOS…now is a good a time as any…
in fact it is.
THE BEST TIME!!!! RELATE!!!!!!

I am the paparazzi and the Queen… what a combination… where’s the camera…
Hmmmm……!!!!!!!!!!
Now here comes the problem.
For all those who have taken photos of themselves by themselves you will know what I am talking about…

It is called contortion…

It has to happen… to get the really good ones, and it is also called multi tasking on the highest level
- Here goes, keep up with me now I know you know what I mean… those who have done it….right:

strike the pose, adjust, push the button…quick strike the pose again, hope for the best…get it all in the frame…
are bits hanging out…?

dam…

does my …?
yes it…
if I…?
does it …?

DOES MY RURAL NEUROSIS LOOK BIG IN THIS??

  • Luckyvegetable

    Luckyvegetable

    Hahaha…yes. I relate.

  • Shanina Conway

    Shanina Conway

    lol! sounds like fun but my arms aren’t long enough and I don’t have a tripod or timer on my crappy camera;)

  • AQUALINA replied

    I bend myself into all sorts of pretzel shapes to get the angles I want. My MAC Book Pro is great as the image comes up on the screen so you have a better idea that you are in the right spot. I have just brought a camera yippy, so its goging to be interesting to see how stage 2 of this excercise turns out.

  • Shanina Conway

    Shanina Conway

    lol! sounds like it would be fun having a photographer take photos of you while you’re contorting yourself into position !
    Still, no matter how you twist yourself around, your work speaks for itself…wonderful work;)

  • Robxavier

    Robxavier

    Aqualine that is so funny the way you described a day in the life of Aqualina….lol….

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl

    HAAA! Hilarious!

    I actually do this a lot. It means taking 300 photos and having a half dozen that are any good.

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