Call the magic lighting with this word of power, Shazam!
A mashup of the great word, Shazam, of DC’s Captain Marvel fame and Metallica’s Ride the Lightning album, this is my (second) tribute to one of DC’s lesser-sung heroes.
Calling on the power of Shazam calls down the magic lightning that gives Billy Batson the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the stamina of Atlas, the power of Zeus, the courage of Achilles, and the speed of Mercury, making him one of the most powerful heroes in the DC Universe.
You can go from zero to hero, too (or from whatever number you are to hero. I didn’t mean to imply you were a zero, of course) with this magic shirt.*
*shirt does not contain any actual magic. All heroic transformations promised by this shirt are suggestive, and should not be taken literally. Attempt flight off of buildings with normal caution.