“Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing one of his own legs off… The very worst poetry in the universe died along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex… in the destruction of the planet Earth.” ~The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

Here is a tribute to one of my favorite books I have ever read, mashed up in parody of the old school Russel Simmons’ Def Comedy Jam logo.

Show off your affinity for Vogon Poetry (or rather your ability to survive it) and all the froods will wanna sass you and your hoopy self!

Last sale date: 12/8/12

Edited to upload a higher quality image (I had unknowingly rasterized the logo before I saved it which gave it an ugly squiggly look).

Also available with less words (for the sake of brevity):