business days (Express)
business days (Standard)
Model wears a size L
- Plain colour t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
- Ethically sourced
- Slim fit, but if that's not your thing, order a size up
- 4.2oz/145g, but if that's too light, try our heavier classic tee.
Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt
Women's Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt
Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt
Whilst playing too much Deus Ex I thought “What would I wear if I were a member of an ancient conspiracy controlling the world?”
This is the result.
Just because you exercise a vice like grip over society doesn’t mean you can’t wear natty slogan shirts.
(Oh and if the illuminati do exist and one of you buys this, how’s about slinging some power and influence my way. I’ll use it responsibly, honest.)