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something in red

I’m looking for something in red, all sexy and see through coz I’m off my head.
Something quite daring and intimate too
Maybe something in Blue.
Something to make my fella say phew
Something that’s lacy and almost obscene.
Now I’m considering Green.
Perhaps I’ll find something in white,
Something to tantalize at least half the night,
Flimsy and ever so ever so tight,
It really has to be right,
Maybe I’ll choose to wear black
Something to give him a passion attack
Something so naughty send him off his head
Then he won’t see me he’ll see red.

Well, I just asked him about colour –
Which is his favourite and does he like silk,
Or is it his preference to choose this; or that,
Well; his reaction came out in a,
What are you thinking of my woman dear
Is it not obvious is it not clear?
I really don’t give the proverbial hoot-
My favourite’s your birthday suit!

Currently unavailable for purchase

ha ha have had no comments for ‘fleece’
it really should follow this one
read in correct order may make some sense of it xx

love my family and friends
have diverse taste in most aspects of my life such as music arts food colours ad nauseum….as you will see my portfolio is also a mixed bag
xx annie

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  • Berns
    Bernsalmost 4 years ago

    Haha! Great Annie!

    thanks berns xx

    – annieannie

  • Norma-jean Morrison
    Norma-jean Mor...almost 4 years ago

    Jolly good one my Annie so darn good my lady friend I love this all love always Normaje

  • it was great fun to write xx thanks normajean xx

    – annieannie

  • SimplyRed
    SimplyRedalmost 4 years ago

    oh so brilliant …am still lsaughing hehehehe :)

  • when i perform this i ham it up a little then go on to ‘fleece’ and really ham…great fun
    and many thanks for the comment

    – annieannie

  • James Lewis Hamilton
    James Lewis Ha...almost 4 years ago

    happy birthday

  • james am i missing something here? my birthday was last month….oops….you think its autobiographical …cough splutter xx

    – annieannie

  • supernan
    supernanalmost 4 years ago

    Annie I remember you reading this one to me lovely x

  • well there is a whole book full for you when we meet up xx will not read them all though ….

    – annieannie

  • bearwings
    bearwingsalmost 4 years ago

    what, …and no images to go with that one??
    happy birthday(suit) annie.
    you say up there you had fun in writing, do you mean “remeniscing”? or have you got a hot date tonight…
    excellent fun.

  • hot date phew i wish
    glad you were amused x

    – annieannie

  • Cathryn Swanson
    Cathryn Swansonalmost 4 years ago

    Yup, all that money wasted and time shopping!! :0)

  • lol i had not thought of it like that
    thanks cathryn x

    – annieannie

  • James Lewis Hamilton
    James Lewis Ha...almost 4 years ago

    you ain’t missin a ting… an neither am I….lol xxx ;-)))

  • lol xxx good to keep in touch james
    must come over to visit your gallery soon x

    – annieannie

  • Rocky Loder
    Rocky Loderalmost 4 years ago

    you made me smile…annie..awesome

  • that makes me in turn happy xx

    – annieannie

  • sandra22
    sandra22almost 4 years ago

    The perfect choice, nothing, hehe!
    I love this Annie
    sandra x

  • so glad it gives a smile xx

    – annieannie

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