Life 1.0 (Full Version) by animo



Life 1.0 (Full Version) by 

Sizing Information

  • Printed to fit best inside a 3” x 4” window
  • 1/10” white padding around the edge


  • Waterproof vinyl, will last 18 months outdoors
  • Ideal for smooth flat surfaces like laptops, journals, windows etc.
  • Easy to remove
  • 50% discounts on all orders of any 6+

“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future.” – Trainspotting

Too many of us succumb to a life chosen by default and are driven by other people’s notion of the life we should aspire to. A life society thrusts upon us – McMansions, flash cars, retail therapy, perfect ENTER scores, a white picket fence and a golden retriever… Fuck that. Choose the life YOU want. It’s yours and you only get 1.0 shot at it!

p.s. Reincarnationists stay tuned for Life 2.0+ : )


  • nofrillsart
    nofrillsartover 4 years ago

    Ha..nice one! Good sentiments and also good to see a new tee N.

  • yeah it’s about time huh! thanks g : )

    – animo

  • 365 Notepads -  School of Faces
    365 Notepads -...over 4 years ago

    I may have to get Life 0.8. I think I’m still in Beta testing.

  • you look like the Full Version to me lol!

    – animo

  • Lucan Industries
    Lucan Industriesover 4 years ago

    I’m just going momentarily stop being dead to say it’s heartwarming to read something with a bit of fucking fight again. Star Wars was the death of me. One of the deaths of me.

  • shall i get cracking on a Life 3.0+ t-shirt in your honour… um how many reincarnations are you up to anyhoo? besides I think we should share a gin before the next one comes round ; )

    – animo

  • Lucan Industries
    Lucan Industriesover 4 years ago

    Well I think I only did it once, clearly I am not actually dead, but it’s my preferred internet etiquette equivalent of avoiding a social occasions because you’re ‘washing your balls’ or whatever.

    It saves me having to partake in a lot of shit. I’ll have a gin with you.

  • Bruce  Watson
    Bruce Watsonover 4 years ago

    Good T and text extract Animo. Maybe that virtual world ‘Second Life’ could refer to how quickly it can go – rather than some silly, insubstantial cyber-reflection of the kind of futility you’re referring to. (Well, that’s my segue/tangent anyway!) Thanks for the stimulating offering.

desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait

10%off for joining

the Redbubble mailing list

Receive exclusive deals and awesome artist news and content right to your inbox. Free for your convenience.