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Himcrompoties

Yes the birds are fleeing and the trap has been set..why oh why I hear you cry. Well I’m here to tell you fellow members of the herd that the day has finally come. but do not be alarmed my friends or not. I have the antidote that will see us through this grim period of soaking rumours and himcrompoties. Just relax and wash your armpits and all will be revealed. Please forgive my ceaseless paranderings and flotsomjetsom for it can not be avoided..it is our destiny as entrails to seek out the muddy ponds of despair and bring forth the shining example of belly beating and heaving bosoms. I have tried to set the example shown to me by a wise old fingernail but alas the road has been tough and full of unjustified spankings of which left welts across the strings of my pancreas.

Oh the brave will finally see what has only been revealed to me by a burning message stick on the edge of a cold winter desert. Think me flamboyant if you must for I will not blame you. I am only laying the path for the confused and browbeaten to follow…but at your own discretion please.

And yet for all of our sorrow we keep on moving, picking up the waste of our colons as we travel through the meandering stream of our small intestines. What destiny awaits us my friends ..what destiny indeed ?

Thank you.

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