I was born in 1970 and I’m still not dead, which is fine by me. I’ve worked in horticulture since leaving school while all my friends got jobs with computers and now earn 5 times as much as I do, but then again does money really make you happy? I’ll let you know when I get some. I’ve been married to my gorgeous, sexy wife Janice for fourteen years. Well if I was married to someone else’s wife that would just be silly now, wouldn’t it?
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