Mr Conductor by Anthony Massingham
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Taken from the Not So Impressive Entertainers Book

“Lucien, an adventurous lad who had recently come of age had a short-lived idea for a cabaret act that involved a 240V outlet, some home made wiring and an incandescent globe. The idea for the “Mr Conductor Show” was simple – some would say inspired: let the flow of electricity find ground, through him via the resistance of an incandescent globe, lighting it seemingly by magic and leaving him tingling, unharmed and famous.

Unfortunately Lucien discovered he was to be the last of his family line, in what many later said was the unkindest mode of discovery, that current tries to short-circuit (finding the quickest route to ground) which for Lucien was via the electrode he placed strategically in his underpants as a dare.”

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conductor, music, electricity, water, lightbulb

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  • BlueKnot
    BlueKnotover 1 year ago

    Only one person was shocked to find this didn’t work as planned…

  • One might almost say the atmosphere was electrifying…

    – Anthony Massingham