Life is full of little awkward moments…
I’d just like to give them all away
Is anyone keen to take them?
Even just for one day?
I’m overly eager to give them
The lowest bidder will do
To take away any awkwardness
That could ever possibly ensue.
Awkward moments occur every single day
Meeting a new person, a joke that goes astray
Mistaken identity, A horrid interview
So many little moments, where embarrassment could come true.
So I’m saying once again
I’m giving my awkwardness away
I know you’re keen to do it
I may return the favour one day