It was a cold dark night when Al Gore went for a hike through the woods. He was tired having spent the day inventing the internets. When moving past a great oak tree he heard a branch snap on the ground not 10 yards from him. Then he heard the roar. It could be only one thing…
Half man, half bear and half pig, it’s a devious creature that doesn’t believe in thirds. It skulks the forests looking for people to kill.
Sweat rolled down his brow as he tightened his grip on his aluminum flash light. It was going to be one hell of a fight for Al, but he was ready.
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