Albert1000

Redbubble says that I'm only supposed to upload my best work but

Posted 20 days ago

Redbubble says that I’m only supposed to upload my best work but WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS OTHER GARBAGE THAT I’VE SHOT?

Heh.

Oh, I’m supposed to garbage it? But we don’t have garbage up here in Canada! (yeah right)

That’s the end of this journal so you can move along now. I said move along and you continue to read? Move along people! I know how to make you move along. I’m…

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Nobody will believe me, that I saw Bigfoot in the forest this morning and

Posted 3 months ago

In the forest I discovered HUGE footprints; they must have been a size 98W, so I said to myself, “Them ain’t rabbit tracks.” So I tracked the beast for about, oh, seventeen minutes and thirty seconds. I went around and around and around until I was no longer bobulated, you guessed it I was discombobulated. I perceived that I was following myself around this big tree, and since the odds …

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What happens when you create a calendar?

Posted 5 months ago

What happens when you create a calendar? Is it automatically for sale? Can everyone see it?

Albert

It's SO interesting how you can have two very similar photos AND

Posted 6 months ago

It’s SO interesting how you can have two very similar photos such as MY CANADIAN WINTER and CANADIAN WINTER TOO.

When compared CANADIAN WINTER TOO just seems to be much more appealing, although I can’t quite put my finger on why it is so.

Interesting.

Albert

My most popular image on Shutterstock

Posted 7 months ago

I have 60 images on shutterstock and the most popular one is the icicles for some reason. Sold 6 in one day. I think people are using it for their desktop background (screensaver).

At first I thought that NEW WORK was in fact NEW YORK

Posted 7 months ago

When I first started I thought that NEW WORK was NEW YORK.

So I thought this guy that called himself NEW YORK was creating a heck of a lot of work! NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK …

Ah, my poor simple brain.

Albert

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This site PAYS for photos. Check it out.

Posted 8 months ago

This site pays for photos. Couldn’t hurt to check it out.

http://www.shutterstock.com/?rid=99181

I've just taken the most WONDERFUL photo in the history of photos!

Posted 8 months ago

Yes, I’ve just taken the most wonderful photo in the history of photos. So wonderful is it that I even impressed myself. It was a ten out of ten (the only reason it wasn’t an eleven out of ten is because there’s no such thing).
So sharp an image that I CUT MYSELF on it. Such pulchritude, such exquisiteness, and oh the colors! It was THE reddest reds ever seen and the bluest blues. If …

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