Albert1000


Sell, sell, sell!!!! I SAID sell.

Posted about 1 year ago

Hello people,’

Sell your photos here: http://www.123rf.com/src_albertttt

Check it out. Or don’t. Heh.

Albert


Come to my concert, right here, right now. It's free to get in

Posted about 1 year ago

But it costs 57.50 to get out.

So I walk up on stage and look out at 37 million adoring fans! They scream “Get off the stage ya bum!” Well, that’s not nice, I think. But I’ll be glad to collect that fee when it’s for them to leave. I pick up my guitar and I tune it, then I scratch my back with it for about an hour. And then I start to sing.

(Oh what’s the worst possible name to give your …

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Redbubble says that I'm only supposed to upload my best work but

Posted about 1 year ago

Redbubble says that I’m only supposed to upload my best work but WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS OTHER GARBAGE THAT I’VE SHOT?

Heh.

Oh, I’m supposed to garbage it? But we don’t have garbage up here in Canada! (yeah right)

That’s the end of this journal so you can move along now. I said move along and you continue to read? Move along people! I know how to make you move along. I’m…

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Nobody will believe me, that I saw Bigfoot in the forest this morning and

Posted about 1 year ago

Edit this.

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What happens when you create a calendar?

Posted about 1 year ago

What happens when you create a calendar? Is it automatically for sale? Can everyone see it?

Albert


It's SO interesting how you can have two very similar photos AND

Posted about 1 year ago

It’s SO interesting how you can have two very similar photos such as MY CANADIAN WINTER and CANADIAN WINTER TOO.

When compared CANADIAN WINTER TOO just seems to be much more appealing, although I can’t quite put my finger on why it is so.

Interesting.

Albert


My most popular image on Shutterstock

Posted over 2 years ago

I have 60 images on shutterstock and the most popular one is the icicles for some reason. Sold 6 in one day. I think people are using it for their desktop background (screensaver).


At first I thought that NEW WORK was in fact NEW YORK

Posted over 2 years ago

When I first started I thought that NEW WORK was NEW YORK.

So I thought this guy that called himself NEW YORK was creating a heck of a lot of work! NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK …

Ah, my poor simple brain.

Albert

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This site PAYS for photos. Check it out.

Posted over 2 years ago

This site pays for photos. Couldn’t hurt to check it out.

http://www.shutterstock.com/?rid=99181


I've just taken the most WONDERFUL photo in the history of photos!

Posted over 2 years ago

Yes, I’ve just taken the most wonderful photo in the history of photos. So wonderful is it that I even impressed myself. It was a ten out of ten (the only reason it wasn’t an eleven out of ten is because there’s no such thing).
So sharp an image that I CUT MYSELF on it. Such pulchritude, such exquisiteness, and oh the colors! It was THE reddest reds ever seen and the bluest blues. If …

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