So whattya think it is, Ray?
“Uhhh…hmmm, it’s not an elephant”
“Nope. Too small. And it’s not a pig. Kinda smells like a pig, though.”
“It’s not an anteater”
“Yeah…not with that stubby snout. And it’s not a hippo”
“Seems friendly enough. Hey look; it’s a girl. Let’s name it Alana.”
“No…that’s a stupid name. Let’s call her Ethel.”
Excerpted from “Two Gibbons contemplating Darwin’s Theories of Adaptation and Natural Selection” a very short film (Actually, more like a single frame. But if you move you’re head fast…) presented at the Briarcliff Manor Society for the Creative Deconstruction of Creationism on December 20, 2012. All Contrarians, Dysfunctionalists and Dyslexic Agnostics (wondering if there really is a dog) are welcome.