Next Stop: Dumpsville
So, I’m now single. I can’t say it’s a huge surprise. / No, put the Kleenex away. As breakups go it was pretty amicable. In fact it’s a bit of a relief, to be honest: I saw it looming on the horizon months ago, so in many ways I had accepted it before a word had been said. Besides, I tend to eat lots of chocolate and listen to sad music all the time, so I don’t reall…