List of Services:

1. Twisting of Worldview: $ 3.- (Per Worldview)
2. Looking out of window while leaning on mini bar: Free Service (With compliments of the management!)
3. Do not eat the peanuts: Free Advice. They are disgusting and we have to charge you $2 if you do. (With compliments of the management!)
4. We didn’t do it! Free. We’ll deny anything you ask us to. As well as many things you don’t ask us to. Hell, we’ll even throw in some things you asked us not to.
5. Damn, we’re good! That’s just the way it is.
6. If you are……happy! Sorry about that.
7. The slow but sure deterioration of things: Making sense.
8. Sleep deprivation: It’s unlike anywhere else.
9. Causes and effects mixed up: Did we do that or were we done?
10. If it’s not on the list we don’t do it: If we did it anyway, tell us what it was and we’ll charge you for it.

Enjoy your stay…