I have made a decision. I have decided what I want to do with the rest of my life. I want to be a polar bear.
After all, what’s better than fresh salmon and the destruction of human civilization?
That is . . . if the rapture doesn’t happen before I can grow copious amounts of white fur all over my body.
Why do certain Christian extremists tend to forget what the Bible says about the rapture?
First rule of the rapture: Don’t talk about the rapture.
Second rule of the rapture: You do NOT TALK about the rapture.
Silliness.
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