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Saturday nights are mad!

Saturday night , all dressed up
Drinking rum dont give a fuck
Smoke a billion tabs
Smell like an ash tray
Tunes playing away
Taxi booked
Acting like froot loops
Know the door staff
Cut the queue
Jealous plastics watching you
A few more drinks
We`ll try a yard
In an hour we`ll be barred
Dancing away to the good stuff
Go downstairs for the classics
Girls throwing up in the toilets
Yet you find it hilarious
Standing out having a tab
Hugging stranger s, ya mad
Back for another drink
Awareness on the brink
Dancing with some funny guys
Best friends boyfriend had rage in his eyes
Beating the shit kicking him in the head
No regard for your safety you seen red
Fly in the middle of the fight
Hanging off the bouncers with all your might
Pulling on the bouncers white top
Shit you realise its a cop!
Inabitions gone you dont care
Screaming at the coppers “dont you dare!”
Till the grab you by the wrist fucking hell!
“Do you wanna spend the night in the cell”
No officer Im sorry officer but get off my friend
He was just trying to self defend!
Your mate is still screaming strangers holding you back
Your drunken mind has gone into attack
The coppers pull you to the car
Tell us the story from the start
I dont know I just wanna dance!
Didnt realise i wouldnt get the fuckin chance
Blood all over but was fine
Manky blood that wasnt even mine
All I wanted was dance unaware
Not wait 3 hours in emergency care!!
Went home sober, skint, with no tabs
Saturday night are fuckin mad!!

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Hahahah well had an evertful night, it appears I find chaos where ever I go lately. I think the police are getting sake of asking me for my side of the story and as for A&E I made a deal with my self to not be back there lol but still ending up taking someone else. Hope his head is better.

Comments

  • dimarie
    dimarieabout 6 years ago

    Classic!
    Love how you’ve written this!
    very entertaining!
    (also is why i dont bother with the pubs n clubs no more…always ended up in some drama) :)
    Take care of yourself chicky! xoxox

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