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CHEF LARRY LIMERICK

There once was a Chef name of Larry
Who’s face was a little bit hairy
He looked like a poet
And rhymed don’t ya know it
But a tune he never could carry

TRISH LIMERICK

My friend had a sister named Trish
Who thought she was really a dish
She would do up her hair
To make all the boys stare
It’s too bad she smelled like dead fish

BILL LIMERICK

I once met a plumber named Bill
We called when the pipes caught a chill
He was great don’t you know
Got the water to flow
But his prices made me quite ill

FRANK LIMERICK

I had a young worker named Frank
His body was built like a tank
He would work all day long
For no more than a song
By days end he would grow quite rank

SUE LIMERICK

I once had a girlfriend named Sue
Her whispers would make my heart stew
But the truth should be told
Behind locks spun of gold
Hid a face that caused me to spew

DAVE LIMERICK

My brother in law name of Dave
Had kids that he treated like slaves
They were sent here and there
Even fetching him beer
A bad way to make them behave

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Comments

  • vkatt0304
    vkatt0304over 2 years ago

    You’re very good with Limericks. I like that they are not very serious and also kind of fun. Great job!

  • Glad to entertain you!

    – 8upchef

  • uncleblack
    uncleblackover 2 years ago

    i once knew a man from Darljeeing
    he boarded a bus bound for Ealing
    it said on the door ‘do not spit on the floor’
    so he lay down and spat on the ceiling.

    i always remember my dad telling me that one. i love limericks.

  • Great one!

    – 8upchef

  • George Coombs
    George Coombsover 2 years ago

    Great writing Larry, light hearted and fun

  • Gotta have some fun once in a while!

    – 8upchef

  • Rikki Woods
    Rikki Woodsover 2 years ago

    There is a group for people of wit
    With members we might have to commit
    But I’ll say with a smile
    Your work is worthwhile
    And this is featured, as luck would have it.

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