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This Dirty Saturday Night Teenage Love and Sex

We’ll plan to go to the carnival
agree for food and lights
ride the tornado ride
throw up all over the place and still
have room to swallow excessive amounts of cake
We’ll ride go-karts all night
You guys will lose but say you won anyways
When the lights go off
nothing will be the same anymore
and we’ll dance all night
everyway my mother would shudder at
We’ll cuss and yell
throw beer bottles at eachother
We’ll take off our clothes when it’s thirty degrees out
and make smoke rings with our Newports
We’ll be barefoot, all of us together
We’ll babble in our drunkeness
We’ll look for trouble all night
whether we poke eachother with pointy sticks found on the ground
or grill eachother until someone cries
perhaps we’ll play the “Grab your chick’s ass game.”
see how that pans out
Normally with two guys ready to kill eachother
and two girls who are either very flushed
or extremely insulted
anything that satisfies our lust for life
Pull over at the park and lay down a sheet
Pull out the frosty Samual Adams
shirts come off and bodies on bodies
go thrashing and rolling
down some hill by way of a dare
We’ll stomp back up, coughing and laughing
until the police get there, not so used to seeing
8 shirtless teenagers and a hummer
next to the swing set and the sand box
Fuck them, fuck them all and fuck all of ya’llz
We’ll pull on our clothes and jump right back in
argue for miles over whose paying for gas
Make this count when we pull to the shoulder
in the middle of 150, iPod plugged in
Indie music fantastic in our ears and we kiss
all together, like no one is looking
I’ll touch you and you’ll touch me
and he’ll touch her and she’ll touch him back
We’ll make love with our clothes on
any other way would be severely awkward
you’ll grind your pelvis into mine and the car will fill
with the mixed harmony of eight teenagers in their prime
The beat of your movement will change with the song
like the filthiest dancing
and undoubtebly someone will being to sing
as they whisper naughty words under their breath
and it won’t ruin the song
We’ll pull the front seats back
and make this car our bedroom
subconsciously screaming how much we love eachother
not just you and I, but you, I and everyone
how we could never survive apart.
Together we’re furious, you’ll have me forever
Melissa, Ike’s girlfriend may come and go
Jewel is the noob anyways
Lexa, we’ve been dying for her to go
but we wouldn’t have it any other way.
My life sucks bad enough already
without these seven teenage sex crazed sinners
and their dirty saturday night teenage love and sex.

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I dedicate this poem, possibly a song soon, to my bestfriends in the world. We don’t always get along and we’ve only known eachother for a little over a year but it feels like I’ve known these dudes my entire life.

Antonio <3
Ike
Ryan
Jon
Lissa
Jewel
Alexa

JC prefers to be referred to as, “The artist formerly known as JC.” She thinks she is Australian but actually isn’t.

She once paid for drugs using a check. It bounced. Javier was not pleased.

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Comments

  • Pagly4u
    Pagly4uover 4 years ago

    Yup I suppose this is typical of a teenage saturday night………..would/ could I understand…NO…too old……………

  • No way, you’re never too old.

    – Jascie Epinn

  • Irene  Burdell
    Irene Burdellover 4 years ago

  • adgray
    adgrayover 4 years ago

    You know I wondered why teenagers did what they did now days …. I know what they do …
    you gave the answer in one line anything that satisfies our lust for life
    Interesting read to see how an evening is spent

  • Haha, well we’re not as crazy as a lot of teens in America. But yeah, this is the typical Saturday nighr schedule. Go to a party. Argue. Fight. Insult one another. Eat. Terrorize citizens. Sex. Hangover. Sunday morning.

    Thanks for reading!

    – Jascie Epinn

  • wigs
    wigsover 4 years ago

    hey this is great….. i felt like i was there, such a cooll write
    gosh such a feeling of free spirits

  • Thanks so much for reading!

    – Jascie Epinn

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