Yer pullin' my leg !

Tiger Lily- “Mark, Mark
Save me from the hook
Peter’s gone mad
He thinks he’s the Captain
and I the crocodile
I am not the one to blame
the croc ate his hand
That serves him right
for ki…

one time i started giggling and i couldn’t stop
but that wasn’t the problem
the giggling was a bit disruptive
and out of place
but that wasn’t really the problem either
the harder i trie…

oh my God
oh mann
hold on
hold onnn
i gotta regrip
my hair is . . . soaked
hooo
i’m sucking air here
okay
okay
i am completely drenched and wet
i need to rehydrate
OH!
i mean it
I&…

I’ve wondered about perhaps building a very large spanking machine.
a man – size one
that works on m e n . . .
1 at a time of course
It could get a little unwieldly otherwise.
slipping into dreamy…

IUEP . . .
International Underwear Exchange Program
~ it’s an organization
I made up to promote world peace
in unexpected places.
To bridge the gaps in cultural awareness
encourage education of the many…

Bitty Batty Betty
grows hair on her belly
because she eats
too many lice,
she toasts ’em

THEY TELL ME I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
THEY SAY I LIVE IN SIN
THEY SAY I’VE TURNED AWAY FROM GOD
NO WAY HE’LL LET YOU IN

As a young teacher I was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say:
“Red…………cherry” …

I could come up with a cock &bull story, but he knows no “moo-tung”™, the language we speak.

We can’t eat our features
Or live on banners its true,
They wont put bread on our tables
D’you get what I’m saying – to you?

Shall we play scrabble,what a good idea pick your tiles ,your move first,
“Hang on a minute, is that a word”
“Don’t tell me you haven’t heard of it”
“I’m …

6000+ entries and I reached the final 12 …. yipee

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SNAPPYDAVE

A dogs Life

So this is my new home,…..This looks great,….What a huge yard they have.
I guess those other guys are adopted too,…that`s what they said I was.
Let`s see,.. there`s the th…

I raise my glasses to my wonderful friends here and wish you all a spectacular new year…
xx

Iz a Santa,
from da hood
and I rap,
like no otherz could

He tried her on the lawn,
He tried her on the chair
He tried it from the front,
He tried it from the rear

Step 1:
Acquire an empty wine box (or if you dare empty it yourself or better yet with Hoalohas)

Step 2:
Slice box to desired shape (probably can get 3 maybe 4 frames depending on width and shape)

_{for ev}…

He likes to make his visit
in the middle of the night
oozing, dripping bogies
he’s a snotty, grotty sight!

Slathering and a-hacking
sneezing phlegm galore
he coughs his slimy lurgy