The Fictitious Typewriter

Recent Work

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  Lessons on How to Dispose of an Unwanted Baby…I am a far-cry from being a moralist, but while I am in favor of this proposal because I find the alternative unthinkable, I also rue the p…

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  Good Advice 'Til Ya Think About It…Recently on Facebook, I was complaining to an old friend about all the bullshit of getting old and how I thought it was God’s cruel j…

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  OMG!!!…I’d heard a few days back that Joplin Mo. had been hit by the most devastating tornado in recorded history but dear God in heaven, I …

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  Ghost Hunters…It’s like bigfoot, if there was proof positive, we’d have found it by now.

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  Undertow.…girl that seemed to waver as she walked, wisps of something dark and too thick to be smoke, a girl who shadows seemed to be drawn to, a lau…

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  Alcoholism vs. Ass-holism…“I have to stop cuz I’m feeling it?” That’s like hitting the sheets on your wedding night and saying, “Sorry honey, only a handjob cuz I’m …

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  LMAO, Haunted Collector Idneed!…Now I’ve seen it all. Has anyone seen this new program on the SyFy channel called Haunted Collector? This guy and his daughter go aro…

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  Psycho’s Cosmic Body Shop…If I turn at the end of a puke and piss smelling hallway / Take the stairs and exit, escape / The coldwater flop house cheap rent Gotham s…

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  Maybe This Is What I Really Needed All This Time.…The busy night fades to nothing. The cold air rises to body temperature. All I can hear is her soft breath and the little satisfied noise s…

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  Come One, Come All…Progress is an obnoxious element that, no matter how we slice it, gets in the way of sanctimonious endeavors, ancient stoic contradictions …

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  Holocaust…We fell ungracefully, for there is no beauty in violence; / we fell against tables and chairs / banged our heads or tried to protect them w…

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  Max's Walk…His years with the Federal Bureau of Investigation had taught him a way of thinking that was always questing and analytical.