It irritates me I can’t see his face.
I sat on a bed in a low lit room
and I thought both long and hard.
It was a hospital bed
and my thoughts disturbed me.
But then, so did the bloody bed.
Huh! Hospital beds are the pox.
Quite suddenly, m…
101 today (Feb 27th 2011)
On March 3rd 1987, your old bones
Said, that’s enough and so you died
And when all obsequies had been observed,
We spread your ashes on those beauties
You called your children –…
The Cornish Riviera Express thunder through the buffeted station which trembled and shook. We squealed with delight at the awesome power and the deafening noise.
, I reached the village of Dunster, nestled comfortably out of sight on the edge of the Exmoor National Park.
A face that looks lived in by vandals
And the face that looks back is my ‘dad’
O gentle child, of my child’s loins,
Do not let the passing
Of your childhood’s days depress you
nor let those history days distress you.
All that you have done till now
has been but preparation
Before you came into my life
I thought I’d set my ways.
I did not need a little one
To clutter up my days.
I did not have the the time for
Anything that might take away. . .
This is not original but it is just so funny, especially as I am not that far away from my own three score and ten.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheim…
The QLD Floods have been the worst ever – 75% of the state was declared a disaster zone – as Price Charles equated it “the size of France and Germany combined!”
Then others had him beaten
whence they took him
to a place of execution
where they nailed him to a tree.
Have a New Year giggle at the expense of those indomitable ladies, so necessary to the smooth running of every parish in the land, who painstakingly type out and print up the weekly parish magazine. …
Now Mick was married and had a couple of kids so each weekend, he would go home to see his family…………..
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge , Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome :
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, “If you were my husband I’d…
I know I can find
what I need from a palette,
so messed up
with the colours of life.
As it ripped into the grain the saw wailed a new and satisfied song. With no hint of strain it sliced through the grain like a shark fin knifing a glassy sea.
There were no street lights on the beach and the moon was now obscured by some cloud which had appeared from nowhere.