Scotlands History

While walking down the street in Edinburgh one day a Member of the Scottish Parliament is tragically hit by a bus and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

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I get distracted easily and one of those distractions is Redbubble. Another distraction is, “let’s make myself a cup of tea and check my emails”.

Bear in mind when you’re painting a landscape that whichever blue you have selected as the base colour for your sky should be used for mixing the majority of your greens.

The QLD Floods have been the worst ever – 75% of the state was declared a disaster zone – as Price Charles equated it “the size of France and Germany combined!”

Auld Reekie 1984 – No visitor would have ventured far beyond John Knox’s House on the Royal Mile before turning back.

One gentle afternoon
as you hum a wordless tune
in the little attic room
revive the bobbin

but all in all when the day is done
an ye dinny want tae be her son
i cant believe yeve grown apart
an scotlands nae longer in yer heart

All the glorious sights you could ever behold
From when you were young til when you’d be old
Is shown on display for you, so I’m told
When you see the Faerie Folk Festival

The drama of storms encompasses all
The constant damp from continual rainfall
Yet many remain to answer the call
As the weather comes rolling down

See the freedom
Hear the freedom
Smell the freedom
Touch the freedom
Taste the freedom
Know the freedom

Here I will wait for you always.

Hello bubblers my desktop pc is having a nervous breakdown so I wont be about much……………….still have my laptop.,but I need to do my I.T on the desktop………ge…

I have been dreaming of my homeland, thick, lush, and green.

I hear the sounds of bagpipes to them I haven’t seen.

I walk in my red kilt with socks high, white, and clean.

I’m free to dr…

The pipes are quiet all tartan shred
stolen by the enemy dread
freedom sought courage love
squashed beneath the velvet glove

Artists take a PROFESSIONAL approach to our finished products!
& remember It is our ART that is on show for critique NOT ourselves!

I know I said last week was my final image. , but when I sift through my files I say phuck theres something else I can upload and show my friends. this is my Scotland…&#…

If you have not read this bloke’s stuff you have not laughed on the bubble yet!
He needs no introduction but I’ll give him one anyway!