Forever challenge ...
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This challenge has indeterminate end if ever there is one. The idea is there will be just one story per theme. As always, word count is maximum 150. Interpretation of each theme is open … and everyone can give it a go. Now, to get the ball rolling, first theme is Anne |
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Choas is only being allowed to use 50 words!!! |
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Chaos would be 150,000 ;) |
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Not much or a hell of a lot if you’re talking $$$$$$ |
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I’ll go first. Anthony Barr-Smith was a prick. Because he had a hyphen he thought his shi… well y’ know. Next Phrase – That’s some booty |
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That’s Some Booty Abby was not terribly noticeable when she walked into the supermarket except that, well, despite being of fairly nice proportions she had a massive derriere. She walked through the turnstile sideways and a little bit above just to get through, embarrassment radiating from her red cheeks. Next theme |
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Laughed loudly at that one Anne. I think that’s called LOL in modern speak. Can you make ginger snaps? |
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lol :)))) |
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Mags felt undeniably elated having got her point across without the interminable scenes she had anticipated. Granted she would be pilloried for her decision; ostracized; ignored in all the best places and conversations. Would stop abruptly when she entered a room. Well it was all going to be worth it next theme |
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lmao and VBS :) |
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If you can then I want to So masterly, James had the technique honed to perfection. First the right side, up down, up down, then the left. Not a squeak, not a cough, just a gentlemanly retch at the outset but nothing obtrusive. As he stood, feet firm and slightly apart, Jessica was hypnotised by his presence and skill. She knew her life would never be the same again. She had to have a go, beat him at his own game just for being so damn arresting, so damn good at it. So much of it was about control, she thought, even though she felt all control leaving her as she watched the master at work. Then she took a deep breath and, passing a green bean elegantly up her nose, she coughed it down into her mouth, seized either end and began pulling. New title: Getting Burnt |
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ewwwwwww. lmao |
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Getting Burnt As he sat engulfed in flames Loc was visited by memories of past lives all of which ended with himself getting burnt. As a swan he’d flown into power lines. As an ant he’d been fried by a boy with a magnifying glass. |
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That connection is absolutely intriguing, Ian. I can’t stop thinking about that! |
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Great responses and prompts so far, I must have a go. Awesome Ian. |
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Barney’s brow furrowed as he studied the form guide. Bloody greyhounds are impossible to pick. Well, maybe not impossible. He had made a small fortune recently; ever since visiting a fortune teller at the carnival a couple of summers ago. She was amazing. “Take a chance on Love” she had told him. He had taken her advice and sought love in everything he did. His first big win at the dogs after the visit was on Lovers Choice. He had seen the most amazing woman in a bar and unlike his normal shy self he took a chance and asked her out. They were married a couple of months later. The spree of love related serendipity had continued. NEXT: No way man! |
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Like it Andy. No! Love it. :) |
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“No way man! There’s no excuse that can minimize things.” “But I was—” “It doesn’t matter what you were gonna do or why you didn’t do it. The fact is: you didn’t do it, and now it’s too late to do anything about it.” How many more of these dimwits would he have to train before one of them—just one of them!—worked out? He dialed the agency. “Hello, Mr. Wright,” the receptionist chimed before he could even get a word out. “We’ve been expecting your call.” “Have you, now?” “It’s time for fresh meat, sir?” His defeated sigh betrayed him. “How soon can you send someone over?” “How’s tomorrow morning sound, sir?” Anticipating such a response, he’d already taken the liberty of flipping the sign that hung in the front window to “Closed”—the very sign that hung just below the inscription “VHS Poison Control Center.” |
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Jenifer, we need another topic for the next person. :) |
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Great stuff, Jenifer! I am really enjoying these insights into the things we wonder about but never dare undertake…outside the world of writing, anyway! :-) |
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Oh, my bad… Next prompt: It had to be that way. |
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It was so flawed, so terribly broken. Huge sections of it made no sense at all, while other parts were so irreversibly malfunctional that they bordered on the comical. But it seemed like the only way to make the damn thing. After all, he’d tried – God knows he’d tried! – to make it other ways, better ways, make the damn thing actually work properly. But every other strategy he’d tried had resulted in the thing just falling apart. Flawed or not, this was the only way he seemed to be able to make it actually hold together; ridiculous as it might be, this seemed to be the one configuration that actually functioned. God sighed. Looked like the universe would just have to be that way. next prompt: His name was Cinderella. |
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His name was Cinderella; Cinderella Rockerfella the First. There would never be a, ‘the Second’, he was sure of that. What were his parents thinking! His childhood and youth had been horrendous. His nicknames had been horrid; Sleeping Beauty, Goldilocks, Princess and so on. His time at school and college had been a misery. When he finally graduated with a degree in IT, he set up his own on-line dating service. Run from the basement of his home, it meant he had no work "buddies’ to pile on the taunts and he could be himself. Next prompt: Don’t hold back |
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IWML – that was excellent – didn’t see that finish coming :) |
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IWML That bloody GOD has a lot to answer for hasn’t she? |