60's GLORY

anything celebrating the life + times of the children of the revolution

BEST JOKE OF THE 60's............................WELL,"GLORY"

mando13 mando13 354 posts

COULDA SHOULDA WOULDA
GUNNA WANNA USEDA
WELL COME ON WHATCHA GOT ?
WE’RE ALL WAITING FOR A LAUGH TODAY TONITE TOMORROW WHENEVER WE NEED A PICK ME UP TO BLAST THE BLUES AWAY
SO GIVE US YA BEST 60’s FORUM JOKE

rosettajallow1 rosettajallow1 120 posts

I don’t know “best jokes” only stupid old jokes…..

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local casualty ward and a hippie is wheeled out on a gurney. The doctor questions his long-haired colleagues.

‘’So what was he doing then?’’ asks the physician. ‘’Acid? Cannabis?’’

‘’Sort of,’’ replies one of the hippies, nervously thumbing his caftan. ‘’But we ran out of gear, so I skinned up a homemade spliff.’’

‘’And what was in that?’’ asks the doctor.

‘’Um, I kind of raided my girlfriend’s spice rack.‘’ says the hippie. ’’There was a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a little paprika.’’

‘’Well, that explains it,’’ the doctor replies, looking at them gravely. ‘’He is in a Korma.’’

mando13 mando13 354 posts

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING OUR FIRST JOKER ROSETTA – Hahahahaha !!!!!!!

Pamela Phelps Pamela Phelps 1677 posts

Sorry, can’t add the best I remember from the sixties…to many vulgarities!

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

ok,, Mando,, I can see Berns and I shook you up,, thanks for putting up the jokes forum,, have fun laughing, peace and love linmarie

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime — Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

OK,, I CAN NOT RESIST ANOTHER OF MY SILLY FROG JOKES MANDO!!

TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT’S GREAT TO BE A FROG

10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you’ll turn into a prince.
9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
8. You’re above toads on the food chain.
7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
5. Most restaurants have a “no croaking” section.
4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
1. It sure beats being a newt.

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mando13 mando13 354 posts

“I’m ALL SHOOK-UP ARHAHA !” Dont stop ……….You are teaching me so much.My mother told me there would be girls like you ? :-)))

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

OK,, ONE MORE FROM ME BEFORE I LEAVE TODAY FOR A WEEK TO TEXAS,, EVERYONE HAVE A FROGGY WEEK, PEACE AND LOVE LINMARIE

There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling,“Hey Really Cute Princess!”She looked around and didn’t see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again.“Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!”It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn’t believe the frog.The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found?There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince.Do you believe the story?Well neither did her mother!
mando13 mando13 354 posts

DOES ANYONE MIND BLUE JOKES ?

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

I AM BACK FROM VACATION,, HERE IS MY JOKE OF THE DAY,, WE ALL LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES DONT WE,, SOME ARE TOO DIRTY, SO I WILL KEEP IT CLEAN, PEACE AND LOVE LINMARIE

Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’”

Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.’”

mando13 mando13 354 posts

The school holidays ended and Lil Johny ’s teacher asked a few students to do show ’n tell .
When each child got up they all shared what they had been up to over their holidays.
One lil girl had gone to the sea shore + brought in all these beautiful shells to show everyone.
Another child had been to Paris + had an Eiffel Tower in a snow bubble .
Then Lil Johny got up and said I went to my Uncles Farm and played with all the animals .
The Teacher was very impressed and said to Johny tell us what you did with the animals.
So Lil Johny said …“well we caught frogs + put fire crackers up their arses + lit them !”
“JOHNY !!! " the Teacher screamed " You mean Rectum !!!"

Lil Johny …" SURE DID !!!! "

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

LOL!!!!! Mando good one!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

mando13 mando13 354 posts

Hahahahahaha :=))

Another Monday morning at school + the Teacher tells the students I think we will have some more Show ‘n Tell .
So all these lil kids get up + tell their tales about this + that ,and everything they have seen done or heard over the weekend.
The Teacher eventually says So Johny have you got anything for show ’N tell Today ?
Lil Johny gets up and says Well I went to my uncle’s farm again , and learnt all the names of the activities, chores,and tools + animals .
And the Teacher says so Johny what is one new farming activity you learnt the name of this weekend ?
Lil Johny cups his hands + takes a DEEP BREATH + shouts ……" GET OFF THE FUCKING TRACTOR !!! "

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
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Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF AT THIS ONE,,,, GUESS CUZ I AM A CAMPER,, KEEP AND ALWAYS ON YOUR TENT!!

mando13 mando13 354 posts

How many Easter Eggs do you have to eat to change a lite bulb ?
ANSWER" As many as you can get ,becos after the FAT SERENITY kicks in I’d rather just sit in the DARK !

British soldiers in WW I were allocated unlimited chocolate as it increased their tendencies towards aggression
SO LOOK OUT FOR THE EASTER BRU HAHA coming to a public venue near YOU !!!
cheers EvryDoby !

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

We came up with Earth Day so we would have one day every year that would remind us what planet we were living on.

PEACE!!!!

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

There once was a little frog who wanted to take out a home improvement loan to fix up his pad. His name is Kermit Jagger.
He hopped over to his local bank, went up to the teller and said, “Hi, I’d like to take out a loan to fix up my pad.”

The teller replied, "You need to see our loan officer. Her name is “Patricia Black.”

So the frog hops over to the loan officer’s desk and sits down. When Patricia arrives she ask, “What can I do for you?”

The frog says, “I’d like to take out a loan to fix up my pad.”

Patricia asked, “What do you have for collateral?”

After thinking for a couple of moments about what he could offer the frog reaches into his little froggy pocket and pulls out a small white elephant.

“This is a very unusual form of collateral.” said Patricia. “I’ll have to check with our bank president to see if it’s ok.”

Patricia goes to the president and says, “There’s a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who want’s a home loan and this white elephant is all he is offering for collateral. What should I do?”

The bank president takes the small white elephant and after carefully examining it hands it back to Patricia and says,

“It’s a nick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

LOL!!!! my silly contribution for the day,, peace and love to all,, linmarie

mando13 mando13 354 posts

SAY THIS OUT LOUD – OR READ TO A FRIEND

A Farmer has two large paddocks in pasture and in one of them there are twentysicksheep and so he decides to start sending them to market and begins by taking one out .How many sheep are left ?
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mando13 mando13 354 posts

Did ya hear about the Surfer who won the MEXICO BILLABONG PRO ?

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He caught a Bursting Bubble Break ,explosive Pipeline Ride so far deep inside
That he completely fried the opposition with his slick manoeuvers !!!!!!!
Boom Boom !

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

way to funny mando.. love it,,hey

do you know what song vampires hate????

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine!!

peace linmarie

mando13 mando13 354 posts

Yeah Tks Linmarie .How ya Been Babe ? We’ve got a bit Slack adding jokes lately ,So,… good to hear a couple of newies.

mando13 mando13 354 posts

A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.

After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he… was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE AND CAN ALMOST BELIEVE THIS HAPPENING NOW A DAYS..THANKS FOR THE LAUGH MY FRIEND,, I OWE YOU ONE NOW..

mando13 mando13 354 posts

“Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft”.

linmarie linmarie 2532 posts

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE,,, PEACE AND LOVE LINMARIE,, NOW I owe you another,, hang in there,, have pulled my back out,, killing me to sit in computer chair,, will catch up,