How to Fuck Up a Stalker

Back in the days before Internet and caller I.D., I met a man through a personal ad named Paul B. We talked on the phone a number of time…

Airplane Farts

Oh the horror!

Why the Dust Bunnies Wait

Dust bunnies often form / under beds and in corners. / I have neither time nor patience for / tending to such wild beasts!

Dental Floss Obsession

A roll in my car and a roll in my purse / A roll in my desk at work to disperse

Hollow

ribs like / bare branches / swinging in the / arctic breeze / rattling / shaking / glistening / with frost

Apology to the Woman on the Phone in the Airport …

Your conversation was inane, but you were so determined / To speak with your friend that second, about some recorded sermon

STORY OF MY LIFE

when / I was in / the woods / last night / dancing away / my rage / I got a text / saying / you can’t / dance / white boy but…

Little Cabin in the Woods…

Help me! / Dramatically throw hands into air over your head,raise eyebrows. / drop hands to sides,use high pitch voice / spoken with urgenc…

Story For Sale

But to the media out there / I’ll sell the story I have the goods

Infertility Treatments

(Did not mean to make the butcher so completely uptight)

For My Mother on Mother’s Day

Thank you

Time for the Annual Vacuuming of the Turkey

As you may or may not know, a Domestic Goddess I am not. In fact the domestic gene skipped right over me. That being said, for some reaso…

Mall Walking In the Woods

Oh you mall walkers / go back to you’re paved protected places / you who walk to look good / don’t know what around you IS good…

Night #2

His shadow had a different voice beneath the moon. It was cold, like the light that cast it. / “What is it you want?” his shado…

dancing in the woods.

i have my halloween socks on, / you got a new haircut, / the sun is shining, / and nothing can go wrong.

Badasses and Random Thoughts

One does not have to be a fighter or a warrior or a soldier to be a badass.

Featured Work – “OAK TREE – DUIR R…

Featured Work / “OAK TREE – DUIR – KING OF THE WOODS” / Etching / was featured in the group Printmakers and Printmaking

Woods #3

The woods were blacker than the space behind his eyes. The boy could not see his shadow, there was no light to cast it. / “Are you th…

Macro Visions…

my little stories / tell their secrets….

TRANQUILITY

A trail through the woods / She draws me in / Leading me where she wants / Presenting herself / Dark / Mysterious / Thrilling / Exciting

The Woodsman.

Born from rot and wasted axe, / Born from wet and age. / This creature wrought from fallen tree, / This creature full of rage. / He who ang…

Success?

Irony

Featured Work: Light unto my path: Featured: Than…

Light Unto My Path

Woods of Confusion – (RB Gang)

The dumbfounded looks may have put off a lesser mortal, but Explorer was not to be thwarted. / ‘There. That’s how we fly to where the sun r…

The Night of the Hunter

We are both sizing the other up with our trained muscles tensing in preparation. Then at a silent signal we charge as one and clash togethe…

once upon a sunlit path…

faintest breeze, / inflating creativity

Bluebell Wood – written by Penny V-P –…

The blue of the bluebell is a luminous blue, like the blue part of a flame when it ignites and illuminates… / * Feratured in the Gorg…

perhaps in california, someone dreams of the snow.

he used to call you aurora, for the first time you saw the northern lights. it was on a projector, in a museum. the month was april and the…

~ Dance in the Fretternear Woods ~

Rise again the day is young / and we shall dance in the Fretternear Woods

~ Keep an Eye on the Wood! ~

The trees close in thick reaching high to the sky / careful the copses that entrap you

So Great a Loss

Exposes animal abuse which is everywhere. Many ways to help these innocent animals. Animal adoption. Touching, heartwarming.

hope

lost in the dark woods / resisting the force / the flow / the beckoning

A RECURRING DREAM

Every night when I sleep / I hear breathing so deep / When I turn you take my hand / We fly over the land / Over terrain, over sea / Only …

Beauty in the Woods

Beauty slept so peacefully under the watchful eye of the forest. / All around the ghostly vines with their searching tendrils quivered and …

Mrs Cransky

Daylight slunk gingerly into the cabin. / Mornings were a careful affair, here, where things shuffled. Where dark held it’s silent, w…

Jet set weekend!

It was a tiger! Sauntering through the bush land and scarce vegetation characteristic of Ranthambhor National Park. Gorgeous, hypnotic, mys…

Love in the woods

in the quiet forest / in the land of mushrooms / knock the door / of silence and / bring it to life / little sweet senses / keep them / a…

The Lady Teacher without a Name

The Lady Teacher without a Name / I had waited the whole summer long to see them again, Lizzie, Gwen and the other classmates. Oh, actuall…

IN THE WOODS

IN THE WOODS, where few tread / Is where two lovers met / Afraid of family and of ties / They met together, amid many lies / They kissed as…

Enchanted Folk A Sidhe Fairytale

Enchanted Folk / A Sidhe Fairytale / My grandma took me with her everywhere when I was little. She showed me all the herbs and taught me ho…

Wild Woman of the Woods

I catch leaves between my toes, moonlight in my eyes,dappled light dances in my heart..

The Cathari Earth-Prison

It is brilliant odd to see yourself / In a photograph a mirror a dagger

ONE LEFT SHOE

It all came flooding back to me and the thought ran through my head. ‘Someone would find me, wouldn’t they?’

Stop talking about love you vapid scum

“Do you think there’s more to life than love?’ I asked the gambling man. He pulled out a gun, shot me and the rest is irr…

Can you paint a public figure?

Yes you can….but watch out!

Bezels Holding the Dream of the Long Sea

There’s a window in the forest / You can see through time’s brambles / Back to an age of churning / When our bones were future&…

By The River

(Mature)

Springtime

i will never forget the / musty smell of the ground / damp peat and moss / as i was walking along the / narrow paths

In the Druid Cathedral

The echo of footfalls mingles with the agony of sodden fallen leaves, / boots striking earth, pilgrim feet tramping, intrepid

Word-A-Day…SYLVAN

SYLVAN \SIL-vuhn\, adjective: (Latin) / 1. Of or pertaining to woods or forest regions. / 2. Living or located in a wood or forest. / 3. Ab…

Escape the World

Her heart beats in my body. / Mine—always so distant from me—feels / It has no beat. / Maybe she feels mine equally close to her— / And her…

Meadow #4

The boy walked, eyes closed against the darkness, until time was a word that rolled around in his mind – nothing more than a collecti…

Wild Berry Apprehension

Wild Berry Apprehension / “You know, Brad, I’ve been longing for wild berry pie for some time… and I thought: why not going in the woods an…

A stroll through the woods

Spring mornings are always the best, nothing can beat the feeling of the cool air nipping at your ears and being surrounded by think rollin…

Bernard, the Smelly Old Bear.

Once upon a time in weepy wood there lived a smelly old bear… / It rained all day and all night. The mud squished between his toes. It was …

Down to the woods we go WINNER

Hi Group / My wife Kerry’s photo Down to the woods we go has made her one of 6 winners in the April comp run by our Local Newspaper T…

On A Walk Through the Woods of my Heart

the sun / wrapped itself on the trees / clinging for someone to love. / the tree / felt the wind go through it / wondering what it was to l…

Life loves time

“Nature cares very little for the thoughts of Man.” someone whispered to her from behind the trees.

Outcast Sidhe Queen

Outcast sidhe queen / I was still a little girl, about seven years old I think, as the strange man came in our village. Our people gathered…

Dark Dweller

What’s that smell? Fresh meat.

A Walk in the Woods

But the darkness swallowed up her words and held on to her tighter still.

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N…

Inside my house of ginger bread / Is where I keep my prisoners fed / My little black cat sits by my broom / The people think I sweep the ro…

Wood

(Mature)

Ilana in between

Ilana in between / My name was Ilana and I lived in a small house hidden in the woods, near the swamp. My father was a wood cutter, our onl…

a stranger’s hand-ever lost your orientatio…

She was gone, or i was gone running….? finally back home….? or where….. I dont know. What i do clearly remember is that w…

A Hike

I try to memorize the exact spot where I found the remains of . . . of . . . of what? Passion? Lust? Rape? Intoxication? A simple forgo…

To Escape

Where he sits, arms folded, thinking / Of how to cause the waters to flow.

Nature’s promise

A bird flew over the countryside / dropped an acorn from its beak / behold it rooted where it fell / grew healthy strong and meek / Over ye…

The Cabin in the Woods

There are apples in a basket on the table and she sets milk and cheese before them…..there in the cabin in the woods.

The Woods

I watched a master artist / Paint a nature composition / Soon owning them— / His were all the elements: / He the lacy patterns; / The sturd…

Walkin’ On A Country Road

Walkin’ Down A Country Road / Alex George sauntered down the long country road. The snake-like way traversed a thickly wooded rural a…

Shhhh….

i dance in the shadows / in the woods past the moon / singing a song / my very own tune / waiting for my lover / to come with one rose / a…

Dragon Tails – Stryker’s Tale

The horse put it’s ears back and snorted.

A Walker in The Woods

The old women was crazy, at least that’s what the young kids chanted while running past her house their sticks clattering against her picke…

the wood

(Mature)

Trails of Enrichment

And Chapter 4 has arrived. :)

I know cold woods

I know cold woods / the smell of evergreens / I ran so far when I was young / the rain, / like lashes to a bad girl / I am made from the m…

Walk through the Woods

My gum seems to last / a little longer / when I chew it / and I think thats pretty cool / in the grand scheme of things…

ESCAPE FROLICKING IN THE WOODS

I am naked of course, all good wood creatures wear no clothes…

walk through the woods

walk through the woods. / it’s going to hurt. / but what’s a cut; / what’s a scar / if not a story? / walk through the wo…

WOODS featured in the Landscape Painting group !

WORK FEATURED November, 2008 / IN THE / LANDSCAPE PAINTING GROUP / my painting entitled / ‘’WOODS’ / has been featured in…

Woods of wonder.

We gotta show the kids woodland play, / To discover and wonder in the forest way.

Upon a Night With a Rope In Hand

I came upon a step that grew from the ground / Simply stepped upon with no frown / Breathing deeply, gathering hope / I step into the fores…

Down in the woods

Not a flame of fire light to cast on me, / But I smile on my face,

Down in the woods

Down in the woods, / There I dance,

Lips is a Penny

“Give us a kiss, Matti Richards. / Give us a penny then. / I only got a halfpenny. / …Lips is a penny.” / (from Under Milk Wood by Dylan Th…

Caught in between

Caught in between / I’ve always loved our little house, so close to those enchanted mountains; and we were a joyful family at the beginning…

Black Sheep Washed Whiter Than Snow

Instead of hanging me from a tree / They leave me in a dense dark forest / In the care of the hands of the wolves

Soft Snow “Cinquain”

Soft Snow / Gently Falling / Like Glistening Diamonds / Illuminating The Dark Woods / Calms Me

Walking Off The Path

“slightly dazed and dizzy like an over-spun top, / my eyes crackle as they focus into the wooded wilderness”

…Five, Six, Pick Up Ticks

One, Two / Buckle My Shoe / This tale begins with my sister and me volunteering for a community watch program, which enlists people to clea…

Limbo – Part III

I looked up into the sky and inspiration struck. The high winds forced the clouds along the edge of the valley. The thick scent of rain and…

DANBURY WOODS – FOR THE LOVE OF TREES CALEN…

! ! / ! All the i…

Keep the woods clean

(Mature)

Walking the Woods with Carmelita

She sits bouncing, wagging her flag / Working her fanny over the tile in the kitchen / Seeking my company for a jaunt / Into the woods beca…

The Voice in the Woods near the Old Crooked Tree

The crooked tree, the voice, the simplicity, the acceptance
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