The Rant I just bought Pretty Woman on DVD and to my horror found that the deleted scenes have been omitted from the DVD bonus features!! I am so fi… Animal tweets Cinnamon @CinnamonTheDog / Hey! other dogs! Every tree from Mr Li’s pet shop 2 the park is my tree! my tree! I marked them with my sc… Social networks Exaggerated Social Realities Get a Job, You Dirty Teabagger! So as the Hippies couldn’t stop corruption, greed and capitalism, the Teabaggers won’t be able to stop healthcare reform, corporate regulat… Our healing world To touch / to soothe - / to heal / to respect / to play / to be there / to be part of / to be loved / to feel wanted / to feel emot… Grand Finale Not Mickey, nor Pluto, he wanted to see the magic act! The Rant 3 Hey… er… I just wanted to take this opportunity to erm… to just apologise to the virtual crowd that attended the Wii ping… shifts and shapes to reshape shifts and shapes to reshape…the remains of the remains of the sum total that online thing some don’t understand / this dedication to a universe unreal, / but if you live a life like mine / you surely do. In an instant (Haiku) The complex idea / Moment’s logical aspect / A variable value Be Aware Thank you to Matt for the following information. / Important information for all RB Members / SEPTEMBER 20, 2012 / Yesterday Redbubble adde… The Prey This is our commune, / our kibbutz, / our ‘other’ address. / This is where we come, / to become. Exposed. Retweet (Mature) Thames bridge Respects paid in full / Hanging torso dangles death / Screams gurgle midnight Newspaper killed the Twitter Star After a time of yelling repeatedly at friends getting louder each time we finished playing Pictionary on the weekend. We were in high spiri… Perez Hilton is a Faggot If Perez Hilton was EVER considered to be positive for homosexuals in America then Flava Flav is goddamn Martin Luther King, Jr. Hidden Treasure – a Twitter Story Dad was allergic so Mom got a giant clay dog for our living room / She couldn’t wait for him to see but he just put a drink on its head / S… Seriously guys, Do you think any Iranian kids have been following my Tweets about Michael Jackson dying? All a twitter over followers I recently read about the popularity and influence of Twitter users and that popular was not necessarily influential. How is this measured … I Like Twitter I like Twitter / I like Twitter / I like Twitter / It makes me happy. American Prince has no war-horse to ride, / only hundreds of thousands / of twitter-followers… Don’t talk to me, follow me on twitter! Can you take it, can you take not being liked? Have you spent so much time selling yourself on your latest internet dating site profile tha… The Curiosity of Failure He was smaller than everyone and couldn’t sink a ball like Alfred or Neil but showed up to every practice, feet planted center court / The … Summer Lilies The doctor said that her case was rare twitter perhaps not so shitter It seems I have underestimated the usefulness of the self indulgent site phenomenon Twitter. It wasn’t until the recent Iranian prote… City of Lights – a Twitter Story Mom’s boyfriend flew them to Paris she was told to wear a smile, if she wanted to be an actress she could start by acting happy to be there… Ein bescheidener Vorschlag Absolute Stille – ein unerreichtes Paradies! Science of a Road Trip I map while you drive the unfamiliar curves of road or this freeway of a common name, we roll through the big picture, part of the expanse … Summer Photograph – a Twitter Story And if I stare comes the window rattle with the road / a seat springs metal and his hand, his grip on the wheel like mine holding this pho… Heading into the Fall- The Fall is always the most intense time of year. / The day job peaks, the kids go back to school, Halloween (my personal favorite), and k… The Bishop The grey cathedral steps open up to arches of sky. / From the garden / glints the Bishop’s ring / who covers his face / when I spot him Ferris Wheel For that moment I belonged / to the circular city of lights / the colony of the ferris wheel / that made me king / every time I rose to … The Painter He paints us floating on a cool blue / In the corner / is our black mass of cat / and the only shadow / belongs to the fruit bowl / you… Circles of Grass He wanted to jam jar / one of the frogs / that edged the pond / but only ever managed to capture / circles of grass / and drops of spl… Music Those with no instruments / used their bodies / to tell the story / the notes wrapped around / from the strings of his guitar / and we … Passing summer We green grassed / on our backs / the afternoon / you said you’d miss / the summer / that skied by us in blue Our Pastor Our pastor left his hat here / so dad wore it to church the next week / Mid-sermon, the pastor squinted our way / so dad tipped his hat he… Camp The camp trucked us to a greasy river / where boys peed in the swim / and shot slings / at things they could not see / We had arrived Parade Days We were the heat beat crowd / side of the road squatters / waving flags at rattling floats / until the summer / one of us ate a cigarette… Lion Tamer We circus clowned and kicked around / and I got sick of always getting tamed / but he reminded me / that it was his Dad that got the tic… Evening Porch We cocktail on the porch / the sun sets in gold dipping into your glass / where an ice cube’s crack / divides the still Outfield Some weekends he stayed with his dad / who liked the game / so he played / crispy mitt in the outfield / catching sun Melting Summer His Dad didn’t show / so to make it up to her son / they coned on the general store porch of splinter wood / summer melting on their finge… Along the Bank We jostled and went / howling at grade school girls / parading ourselves along the bank / one at a time / almost separate / together The Spider I’d like to make a small hat / for the spider that walked from his masterpiece / sure it would be in the corner of my office / when he re… That Afternoon I think there was a pond that failed to skip my stone / maybe a tree root that grabbed my shoe on the way home / But I remember her name The Dinner Party My parents had me stay up late when guests were over / As soon as Dad got tipsy / they would turn to me and ask about school Parkside Domino afternoon / playing parkside with boys clicking tiles / their swift hand know how / and table talk / a smooth bunch that age that … General Store Kid leaves the door wide / letting the outside in / where a counter man whistles his day along / and a guy in an aisle palms music with … Carousel And though it was a carousel / I swear the beast moved high above / the green of ground / stopping once to sip / from the stream we foll… The Pearl Pearl in a boy’s hand / unable to let go of that part of her / that rolled towards him / a woman / who one day will forget / her broken n… Grapes On the counter / the paper bag / holding the grapes / that could have been delicious / if not for our disagreement Reunion I smile at her ex / who sits at our table / drinking his third cup of tea / while his wife excuses herself / to take another phone call Mother in law My wife’s mother repots a crocus / and waves that miniature shovel / as we track dirt in the walk. / Her head scarf moves so easily… Secret friends He toted a BB gun / faked shots at kids like me. / I saw him alone one day. / He said he’d poke my eye if I told / and blew his nose on … Scuffle at the Gas Station Instead / Dad broke on the side of the road / for the cornfield backdrop / and there I am / looking at Mom / looking down the road / … fragile threads the click of the keys / reverberates through / this shell of stark silence New York Attached to a cigarette / he body slants into traffic / past a right-of-way cabbie / who horns so loud / no one can hear / what words th… From the Pier The men cried for land / as her bust beckoned waves / that leapt to lap her beauty / and rush the tilted wedge / away from where we sto… Swig Bicycle brandy / he paper bags with one hand / a wet lipped wheeler / stopping to claw a wire fence / and drain the glass / he’ll… Does Twitter Really Have No Value? 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