Question Your Faith
Find out if you are following the Truth, / or is someone trying to scam you !
My concept for this project was inspired by Yoko Ono, the wife of the late John Lennon.
We Come To Celebrate Our Savior
We eat this bread, / to commemorate,Jesus’ body was broken, / to brake our chains of sin, / that bind us, to the gates of Hell!
Heart To Heart
I don’t desire to dwell in a beautiful temple / made by your hands
The Great Pumpkin Carve
Thursday , October 23 , through Saturday October 25th the Chadds Ford Historical Societies Great Pumpkin Carve.
Do We Know You ?
Do we really know You / or are we playing a foolish game ?
Being crazy ,is the state in which I am able to create beautiful things with my brain.
The Lord’s Prayer In The Last Days
Lord,remind your servants, in their darkest hour, / in the heat of the battle with the enemy, / that you are coming with a mighty army,of…
Riches To Rags
To a nation that is bankrupt,lost it’s barring on morality,Has turned away from standing for liberty, and moral decencies. And the…
Touching the Heart
Words are cheap, / action of love, / touch the heart deep.
Soldier / What will be your spoils of war?
The Pumkin Carve, Is Now Showing,News From The Ev…
These mind blowing creations of art , are on display, tonight, October 24th, and tomorrow night ,October 25th, is the last night, from 5:00…
THE ARMY YEARS: ARTWORK DONE DURING MY SERVICE I…
COME TO THE SUREALWORLD GALLERY , SEE THE ART WORK DONE BY STEPHEN J.VATTIMO, DURING HIS MILITARY SERVICE.
Thanksgiving Thought, To Every One At RedBubble
You don’t have to be American, to set tomorrow as a day to take some time to thank God, for all the blessing He has granted in your l…
The Devil, / wants to give you every thing.
How will any one know the difference between my appears? / When I disappear, / some will jeer, / Some will shed a tear.
Struggling Artist,To Death Do Us Apart
I kick off my work boot,like throwing off a pair of shackles, / I clean myself up. / Then I pray to God, for Him to jump start my battery, …
He stared at his reflection in a mirror, and chanted, / “Me,My,I.”
God Is Not A Weapon
As my poetry and writings are getting more exposure, I am receiving challenges from atheists who try to assert that the arts are no pl…
Comedious Commentarious :Travaler’s Safety
So the other man asked, were did you learn this fascinating bit of historical information ?
It’s Raining To Day
I am afraid to tilt my head to left or to the right / less my brain slides out of my head / and gets wash down the street,by the rain
Auto Air Condition Powered by Candy Bars
Well one sizzlin summers’ day while I was in the car with my dad , we were melting away as our car inch it’s way every ten minu…
A " F "-on The President’s Report…
When any member of our Government starts to use their office,which they have been elected to,to accomplish their own agenda ,
Pets May Not Enjoy Being Dressed Up For Halloween.
There is this actress who I am face book friends with,who at Halloween asked her friends what they were planning to dress up their pets as …
Comedious Commentarious :Milk, The Gift That keep…
T / “Do you know what my Fifteen year old daughter ask me to get her for Christmas?”
Cracker Jack Are Bad For You
Two men who are friends, run into each other at the male. While their wifes are shopping they are sitting on a bench, reminiscing abo…
“Guess where I am calling you from ?”
I was inspired to write this short humorous story by a friend of mine who like to hang on the phone for long periods of time,and does every…
The Creator Of A New Day
I got out of my bed by faith,not knowing if the day will bring peace or dread.
Comedious Commentarious : Cell Phone
The restaurant atmosphere is dripping with romance. / the lighting is low,the flames from the candles on your table reflect off your wine g…
Fireworks At The Beach
As the Child was mesmerized by the sounds of the explosions echoing through the silent air,and the bursts of bright colors ,bleaching out…
Misspelled Word Turned Into A Joke
The typo incident did get me a little irritated , but gave me a idea for a short joke.
Comedious Commentarious : Fisher Men And Cannibal…
I heard just as some fisher men won’t eat Cat Fish, because they are bottom feeders,…
Comedious Commentarious : Bright Future
There was a man who went to court to sue his mother. The judge ask the man with a very puzzled sound in his voice, why the man was suing…
A article 2012, God’s Or Man’s View .
Most of these false prophet are predicting that the sun or a meter is going to change life on Earth as we know it.
Are Your Feet Ready To Leave The Ground?
The sands of time in the hour glass is running low. / The clouds of deception are trying to block out the light of the truth. / Don’t…
Halloween Tighty Whities
There is this little poor boy who wants to go trick or treating,but has no money to buy a costume .
What A Explosive Combination
The sign informs the patient who has been inject with the radioactive dye, that they are not allow travel buy Bus,train,plane,cruse ship fo…
Can You Come Out And Play?
So you don’t have to play it safe . / You can buck against the hypnotic beat that is echoing through the radio and the television sta…
Comedious Commentarious :NextDoor Neighbor
A new family move in the neighbor, but no one know they are cannibals.
Look Me In The Eye When You Talk To Me
" You know what I can’t stand about having a weight problem ?"
Mirrors In The Attic
" I notice when you were showing me around your new place, you don’t have any mirrors in your house. Why is that?"
Comedious Commentarious : Doctor Feel Good
After The Congress made Medicinal Marijuana legal , A cereal company went to Congress to legalize the use of Cocaine as a weight loss inhib…
Comedious Commentarious :Father’s Day
One man tells his coworker that he is excited about celebrating his first father’s day as a new Dad.
Things No One Exspects To Find Out About At The B…
Jim replies, Fine ,until I got here !
Comedious Commentarious : Blubber man and Anorex…
A skinny Girl who is at the mall with a few of her friend, decides to show off in front of her friends. She approaches an overweight man…
How Can You fix It,If You Can’t See It̵…
What can be done to turn back these plague? Can the government deliver us? / The Government is limited in turning back these plague becaus…
Longing to spread wrings of creativity,to earn my keep.
Policies I Would Try To Make In To law If I Were …
To Pay down the nations dept I would call all employees of all the branch of the American government to take a pay cut.
Comedious Commentarious : How Are Things ?
His neighbor replies, life sucks! / The man ask his neighbor, Is that a good thing?
My artistic talent are received from One source of pure light. / Passing through me like a glass prism, expressing them in diversity of…
A Fish Tail
So as the fish services next to the boat, the city man asks his cousin what kind of fish he has just caught? As the country man is trying t…
Intelligent Life On Earth
All of a sudden a space alien come from around the bushes and walks up to him and the dog.
What’s The Name Of That Perfume You Are Wea…
A couple of weeks ago the media resurrected Ann Nicole Smith from the dead
“Did You Say Something ? "
All of a sudden one them break the deafening silents in the room by let loose a thunderous fart.
The Gift Of Freedom
Freedom is gift purchased by the giver.
Three Things A Wife or Death Row Inmate Will Rece…
The all knowing married man compare the 24 hours leading up to having sex with His wife,to the procedures a Prison Guard has to lead a Inma…
Freedom To Fly
Freedom to fly / Is a desire / Like an unquenchable fire / A pilot that God ignited in side us / When He created you and me
No Pets Allowed
One day one foreigner turned to another and say," Hey man, you can’t live here any more."
Paper Or Plastic ?
In The United States as a person travels across the country, they will realize that objects are referred to by different names in different…
Comedious Commentarious:Junk In The Trunk
At the bank a tell and a customer are having a friendly discussion about how much they weigh, while the transaction is be conducted.
Comedious Commentarious :Life Raft
His neighbor look at him as if he has flipped his wig, and asks," Aren’t you deathly afraid of boats, because of that recurring …
Nap Time At The Beach
His friend replies, " You have always been comfortable with your situation. Why all of a sudden are you on this kick to loose weight?&…
A Whale Of A Corny Story
Thinking to him self how cool his guest will think he is fore having a celebrity attending his cook out.
Hoodwinked By The Destroyer Of Nations
These entities become the demigod / We have place our country under it’s authority
A World With Out God
A breaking news around the world, God is dead! It has been broad casted over and over again,in the media,in the market place.
Comedious Commentarious:Adolescent Box
As he is inspecting the DVR , he notices the fan vent on the bottom of the box, has a lot of animal hair sticking out of it.
Hose At Hand
Do you remember some time around the late 8o’s or early 90’s, when it was fashionable for a man who thinks he’s cool,to h…
Comedious Commentarious :Drama Club
The man asks his friend," why does Hollywood have so much pull in Washington D.C.
Steal From The Old ,Give To The Murder
But the President rather continue giving tax payer money to Murdering organization world wide,namely Planned Parent Hood, And Middle Easter…
Comedious Commentarious : Complementary servic…
The Air Line employee asks, "Yes sir, I believe I can help you with that. Which complementary service would you like to exchange?
The second Guy replies, " Yes I was was in the Boy Scouts for a little while,and I enjoyed all the things you mentioned,but something…
Drive Through Window
" You know that Extraterrestrial haven been visiting Earth for so long,they have become Americanized."
Behind the stage curtains / Waring Heads climb into bed together / When they portray the character of sheriff of Nottingham / Oppressing th…
How A Space Cadet Is Born
The first man asks his friend, "Are you still seeing a therapist every week,and have the sessions help you find out what you want to …
Book End To A Encyclopedias Of Lyrics To Songs.
He asks his friend, " Hay man, Like you know that song,There’s A Moon Hanging Over A Golden Pond?"
She had just bought a wide screen H.D. television, that she has been saving up for a couple of year,and now she can’t wait to watch …
Mother Nature’s Redeemer
Was the crown of thorns Mother Nature’s representative ?
Questions American Citizen Should Ponder In light…
My friends the President and His party had fed the American people a fairytale the last Presidential election,and He and His party did it a…
Blow Santa Away
In the mood of the festive season less all take out our shot guns and blow Santa away (metaphorically speaking) .
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