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Thoughts in a supermarket God I hate shopping! / Way too much walking involved / If only I had one of those Segways / Then I wouldn’t have to take a single step / Oo… The Last Thing (Mature) Chicken A leaflet came through my door today… Supermarket These days, the supermarket was off limits. There are too many smells in a supermarket. Smells create conflict between the mind and its abi… Supermarket Shopping for Dummies (or at least abo… There are many skills and talents that humans long to acquire. Those of us motivated enough may work hard and attain excellence in areas s… For the birds Do caged eggs cleanse our souls if their packaging’s recycled? Hiding ‘No-where to go this time, Anna’ / Anna’s eyes flick to the doors, can she be bothered outrunning him again? Evil Army, Sherbet Dreams “It’s too late!” Emily cried when I shouted / For help reloading, “They’ve won!” / But I was not going to do GCSE Mathematics again. Nice Booty “That’s some booty she’s got there,” he drooled. “I’d really like to grab both sides of that and …” The Crabbit’s Experience With Shopping One small step for Crabbit-kind, one giant grimace for anyone who gets in my way Things in General. She emptied them all out onto the counter and the poor guy raised his eyes in horror. The Mirror-ball of Desperation I walked into our local supermarket and saw something painfully familiar and sad, which caught my eye and reminded me of a version of me i… “Meeting in the Supermarket” ~ Flash … Leslie had learned retreat was better than patronization. Once in a Lifetime Sale The Supermarket’s sign announced / ‘Once in a Lifetime Sale.’ / ‘Doors open 6am until / they shut tonight at eight.’ / Anger went, 5 cents… Late night at the Supermarket He just shuffles on, each foot in a different world, eyes seeing the unseen / The answer to this deeper mystery lies somewhere between the …

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