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Ode to a indescribable object

O thou, / that siteth next to the photocopier, but not the one you use often, the other one

Drible Drible…

Hey, drible, drible

Chocolate Prick

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think manly thoughts . . . . argh.

argh. / manly thoughts.

Stapler, Tape, Hole-Punch

I stare blankly at the mountain of paper. ‘Blank’ is all I can give right now. I’m tired, I’m too tired for this. N…

A Solution for Soxy?

If you don’t eat toast for days / They say your brain will shrink

mair rubbish frae joak

i ken ma writtin is probably no fit for this page cos most folk that put stuff oan here are awfy clever but ach who cares i hope ye enjoy i…

The Ballad of Garrett

Hookers aren’t cheap.

List for a Suitcase..almost 50 things

he he / you know the day you go on a trip.. you worry about "do i have what I need’ / okay so here is my list / -robe, slippers,…

Stupidity

Have you been there? Done that?

Hide and Seek

They used their bright minds to create for themselves / An imaginary world of fairies and elves. / I’ll bet if you tried you could think up…

My newest Comic Strip – Critique Please!

My newest Comic Strip – Critique Please! / “The Interview Question” ComicStrip by Lisa C. Weber ©2008

camera poem

that great shot,the first of the year makes me click and shout a cheer ,then i open my can off beer, to see in the start off the year

The Gathering

Do you know what goes on / When you go out of town? / You think you left your home quite safe / But let me give you the lowdown!

Past Life

I was once a raindrop / and I enjoyed it, / though I found my friends / to be quite dramatic and often / lacking in direction. / And someti…

Francine & Francesca

-Francine and Francesca- / adored Casablanca / -fed on fish in Alaska- / became hippy backpackers / -exploring Australia- / they toured Sri…

Where Your Head Should Be

GET up and out of bed. / Get some coffee for your head. / YOUR ship’s come in, the dock is just a block away. / HEAD straight for pi…

FEEL THE SAND

FEEL THE SAND / Between your toes / gritty / sandy / hot / damp / sensuous / soothing / alluring / gratifying / earthy / sexy / tickling …

I just ate glue.

Is that shirt blue?

Just Words

I can easily recollect that night / When I was four miles from home / I saw a car wreck / The accordion car looked just like yours / And wi…

Silly

It’s not so much the ache that you feel in your gut / Or the constriction in your throat / But the heavy, heavy sense that things th…

An O de(ar) To Spring

Ah Spring, sweet Spring, / Yes, Spring has sprung, / A very springy Spring has sprung. / It’s sprung along the hedgerows / It’…

LOVE SPEAKS

LOVE SPEAKS A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE / ONLY HEARTS CAN HEAR / WITHOUT WORDS SPOKEN / WHISPERED IN YOUR EAR / LOVE SPEAKS LOUDLY / ASKING FOR LO…

Whimsical Wednesday May21

I liked this title for today. Need to smile well hopefully one of these images just might do it. / If you happen to crack a smile or sound…

He’s a blond!

Men with long fair hair are probably my favourite thing.

The Clown of Death

The Clown of Death is coming. / He trundles down the littered streets / of cardboard crusts and sewerage treats

Rhyming Games

What do you feed a parrot?

a silly one

“And that’s when it hit me” / “I don’t believe you said that” / “Well it did, it did hit me” / “So you say but you can’t prove it” / “Oh c…

beyond you

beyond you / there is me / the light in your heart / the flame in your eyes / you smile as i approach / that silly smile / as if you can n…

Wind of Violence (to the tune of Sound of Silence)

…a dreadful song about a man and his curry…

Silly season

Shopping lists, / forgotten gifts, / a Christmas wish - / joy to the world… / Do we have the time? / Or a tick-tock ho-hum / mentalit…

GOING BATTY!

A bat wants to be a cat / And a cat wants to be a hat / But then a hat wants to be a mat / And the mat wants to be fat / But it can’t…

Epic Proportions

“Oh, but all the hells! / Tell the priest to ring the bells!” / The people heard the mayor yell, / As her shadow passed his doo…

Origami girl

Origami girl / I’d like for you / to fold me a pearl / for wisdom / fashion a gondola / for my journey / create a paper heart / to w…

Little Monsters in the Night

They sleep all day / At night they come out to play / They run around and cause trouble / Double…double / Causing things to fall, bre…

Politics

04/19/10 111 views / Reality of politics ? / I put three cups of water in / and got two cups of coffee out

Good Morning

That’s what they all say. Please accept my apology. Blah, blah, blah.

THE BIG HAIRY GREEN MONSTER…

He got mad and I found green monster snot in my shoes, and a note that said merder!

Silly me

All the time I thought my piece hadn’t been featured in the texture group it was on the second page! Didn’t realise – usu…

There is much to love

There is much to love / about Christmas, but as I / gift wrap for children, / sprinkling stars and glitter / or tying a red bow, / all I co…

Silly Little Rhyme

ah the rhythm of rhyming! / such fun! Enjoy!:o)

Don’t be silly

On occasion, I find myself sitting / at a stop sign waiting for the light / to turn green. Actually, this is more / the rule than exceptio…

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Biddly Bong

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Biddly Bong / I wish my arms were fifty feet long / Then i could stand in the sixteenth row / and pick the opera s…

SO YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, SILLY BEE…

I have nightmares about broken boxes and car alarms that won’t quit / Oh haberdashery…

Frayed

You lie there on the floor / all tatter and torn / laughing, mocking me / You chose to break free / of what held you, / yet you were steppe…

My Silly Side

She didn’t have to hide / Whatever was inside / They loved her for who she was / Most of all her silly side. . .

Fish n chips

The fish / swallowed / a ship / which / turned / out to be / veree / unlucky / for he… / It turned / out to be / a floating / potato…

LIKE LOOSE POCKET CHANGE…

THE WONDERS AND THE WHYS ARE KNOWN TO GOD, KAMA, … / THE TEMPORAL WORLD IS BEFORE US, AND THEN WE PASS AWAY, THE AWE…

WANTED IMMEDIATELY

One drug-free / User friendly / Spiritual Guru / for slightly disillusioned / Sagittarian artist. / I have all the questions / If you have …

SILLY CARDINAL

See the silly Cardinal / Sitting high up in the tree / Wonder what he’s thinking / As he’s starring back at me. / Silly little …

Bells for Her

Beauty is in the eye & heart / Not only of the beholder. / If we love ourselves as we are / Our growth will not be hindered.

Three things to say

Three things to say to God: / No.2 So that Mormon dude did you really give him gold tablets or is he a big fat liar and if he is then …

The Fickle Winds of Passion

Their passion was a burning fire – until Everett’s eyes fell on the creamy bosom of Vivienne DuSolais, Natalina’s tutor.

Eskimo in a kimono

The dark seemed warmer and kinder / I felt like an Eskimo in a kimono / rubbing noses in the desert / while the butterflies were pleasant /…

Warren

There once was a Scotsman named Warren / Who wore a kilt and a sporran / It was shocking, they said / When he stood on his head / And the w…

the grocery boy.

He owns a smirky teenage smile while he bags all the customer’s grocceries. / I casually glance at him and study his movements as I s…

Thingies

Thingies? No problem, young man. We have more thingies than you can poke a stick at. Shelves and shelves and shelves stacked full of thingi…

a silly memory

his mattered hair / and careless clothes / made her smile / the smell of patchouli / lingered on her skin / after every visit / and she b…

Ice Scream

Chocolate syrup,ice cream / cherry on top,the best thing / served in a bowl,bananas too / can’t leave them out,how rude! / You can…

Senryu…or me

Extract…vanilla

The Instructor’s Vacation

Twas on the fourth of march I took my leave / to sunny sandy shores so far from home / on which I settled down, meant to conceive / a work …

Secret socks

Sexy socks? Shocking socks?

A Fish Dinner in Memison. A Confounded Letter

(Mature)

Ooey Gooey

Ooey gooey chocolate cream / Like something out of my wildest dreams / Tons and tons of chocolate bars / Stacked until they reach the stars…

Eggs and Jam

I’m just trying to appraise your sergeant of his error concerning the supposed contents of my moustache

SILLY CLOUDS

Silly Clouds / In the Sky / Laughing at me / As they floated by / They bounced up and down / Saw me dancing all around / Forgot they were s…

BEAUTY TIPS, GW WHO? and SILLY PEOPLE

Some Found Things I share for fun " – )) / Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her ‘beauty tips.’ / For attract…

Sir Tom’s Quest for Love – Part 1

Sir Tom is a gallant soul, an unusually gentlemanly gentleman of his age…and boy, it’s a biggun! His age that is. His journey t…

Witch-Doctor Sought

I must see the doctor soon / about my moles / and madness / ’bout nicotine replacement / and overwhelming sadness / I hope she has a …

Activation

(Mature)

why not

better to just toss it all to hell

Hairy Toenails (Silly Ditty #2)

To you it’s abnormal / But to me they’re extra thermal…

the world is falling apart…

Dishes to be washed, / socks to be darned, / dogs to be walked, / rellies to be yarned.

a very silly poem

Orchids nest / Birds bloom / Seas of ridicule / Predict gloom / Ha Haarrrrrr / Tricked you again. / I’m not the enemy, / I’m your friend. /…

An Ode to Tinned Meat

The carcass carved of all the best, / What will become of the rest? / Bone and sinew, eye and brain, / That is all that does remain. / Fear…

Silly, Funny…Really

Silly really, / The days that linger / In some forgotten realm / Of lost experiences. / Yet I dwell at times / Nostalic and blue / Lost in …

SNOOZE

Went for a walk to try to clear my head / Was still tired when I got out of bed / After thirty-five years of wedded bliss / And a wonderful…

Around You

Sometimes I may seem arrogant / Around you Im fearless / Sometimes I try to hard for a joke / I love to hear you laugh / Sometimes i may se…

The Man From Nill

There once was a man from Nill / Who was bent over and I think he is still / He had a brother,two sisters and mother / And sadly I say that…

Silly Boy

He feels the fear / Of uncertain wanting

2 degrees and cold

Well this morning i was asked by my wife how to remove ice from the windscreen of her car, gathering my thoughts as i had just awoken from …

morning light flight

Fine shadows weave / The first rays / Through buds / On bare trees. / Morning flight / Spins intricate lines, / Mother nature rides the equ…

Silly Game

She planned not to feel / Only live in the moment / Then things turned real

It’s so silly to be willy-nilly in love

Easy we ride. / Always on stride. / We keep the rhythm easy. / Oh my love, my lovely love / Oh my lovely love. / Like jungle drums / Our b…

Come One! Come All!

Come One! Come All! / Organic Sunshine!

Judy or Alice

am I more like Alice / who got curious and more / or perhaps I’m more like / Judy who brought Oz / to her front door / do I sound lik…

Silly info!!!

I just had a quick gander at the ’My Bubble: overview page and the following question appeared: / Hi Lensman2008, did you know chewin…

Silly… Huh?

They keep saying / Sorry / I wish I didn’t have / To worry…..

When am I? (Ironic Prosetry)

When am I? / I know WHERE I am. I’m home. I’m in Pennsylvania…on Earth. / I know HOW I am. I’m well, than you very much. / I K…

Limerick – apologies to Ogden Nash

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What Is In Chaos…

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God loves monkeys

One day God was sitting around playing Jenga, and his wife said “have you figured out what to do with those monkeys yet?”. / Go…

Silly little lines

Pretty little lines of silliness, drip down from open mouth / Wetting the pavement, frightening pigeons in hot pursuit / Why say them? They…

Who’s A Silly Billie?

A simple Gillie / Turned around / One day / Facing a sound / Tearing down a / Barrier of / Fortunes wear / And figured / If up / Is down …

SILLY POEM BEFORE I GO TO BED…

It felt the need to eat my brain as well, I’m dead…

Kleptograbitz, a Fairy Tale

The people in the Haves’ side of town married each other. I don’t have to tell you that on the other side of town, the Have-Nots were marry…
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